Wazza Arrest Details

Poor old Wayne Rooney. The former England international and current DC United star has had a bad month. Add to that now is a Guardian article with details of Roon's arrest at National Airport after he attempted to kick his way through a secure door, apparently thinking it was an elevator. Clearly, Roon was feeling no pain and according to reports was swearing and speaking in "broken English" during the arrest process. To be fair, though, the DC airport coppers weren't aware that Wazza's native Scouse is the equivalent of "broken English" even on the best of days.

For more hilarious details, see the Guardian piece here: https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jan/22/wayne-rooney-arrest-public-intoxication-dc-airport