Lakenheath Old Boys
We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!
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I really can't see anything but a low-score home banker here.
Andorra are going to park the bus in the goal and thug it up as they traditionally do.
My squad to face these mutts would include Ben Thatcher, Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Kevin Davies, and Ashley Cole on the chance that some Andorran would break him into small pieces.
I might have a free-kick wizard on the pitch because you know we'll get set piece opportunities. Mr. Becks? Put it in the top corner or on Terry or Ivanhoe's head.
2-0, c'mon you England!
Afternoon, Gooner. Don Fabio's obviously listening because the big news out of the England camp is that Goldenballs gets the start tonight for his 112th cap.
The England team for tonight's match is: Green, Johnson, A Cole, Gerrard, Lescott, Terry, Beckham, Lampard, Crouch, Rooney, Walcott. Subs: Robinson, Neville, Bridge, Young, Wright-Phillips, Defoe, C Cole.
I'm still trying to pull up a decent feed with kickoff only half an hour away. FSC are of course showing Finland vs. Russia with a S. Korea match to follow at 3:30.
I've noticed that VSS seems to have disappeared temporarily from the landscape. I'm searching P2P.
Alright, I'm finally got a stream up through Justin:
http://www.justin.tv/dragongator
The thing I like most about this side is that there doesn't appear to be a holding midfielder in there, unless Gerrard will be used in that role. I assume he'll play on the left, Lamps through the middle. I'm not quite sure how they'll accommodate both Becks and Theo on the right, though.
Russia are now 0-3 up against Finald, whose World Cup dream is almost over. Should the Finns be better with the likes of Premiership stalwarts such as Jaskelainen, Hyppia and Forsell in the side?
Ukraine have finished at 2-1 over Borat's Kazakhstan tonight.
You would expect the Finns to be better but they never quite manage it.
I'm surprized that the Ukes only beat Borat by 2-1 at home. You'd have been forgiven for predicting a cricket score there. Sounds good to me that the Ukes can't score more than that.
So going into this match, here's Group 6:
England - Played 6 18 points
Ukraine - Played 7 14 points
Croatia - Played 6 11 points
Belarus - Played 5 9 points
Kazakhstan - Played 8 3 points
Andorra - Played 6 0 points
Surely that means that a win tonight has us qualifying automatically, right?
Afternoon fellas,
I have the England link from atdhe.
Great ITV Coverage
The line up
Green
Johnson
Cashly
Lescott
Terry
Walcott
Lampard
Beckham
Gerrard
Crouch
Rooney
We're one year a day away from next year's finals - woo hoo!
The teams are on the pitch and the Andorran anthem is going. Some fairly uninspired, tuneless singing from their side.
i am busy with a guy inspecting my house right now.
I hope it passes
Where have you been, Rip van Winkle? I posted the side ages ago. Welcome, though - come on England!
We still need five points to make it.
Croatia could get 23 points. We will only get 21 tonight
Alright, you need to send the home inspector packing. You were hopeless on Saturday. I'll be expecting a better effort today, lad.
RVW here!
I was typing the team as each player introduced themselves on ITV
I've just looked at the schedule to come for Portugal. They've got three of their four most difficult matches to come - away to Denmark and Hungary and home to Hungary. Only their home match against Malta is a gimme. I only see eight points there at most. Not good enough.
I KNOW!!
They need to bugger off
Thanks for the explanation of the points situation, Rip. Here's the kick-off.
I'll be the first one to say, "Oh, shut up Pleat!"
Good surge by Stevie but nicely tackled in the box
FOURTH favorites behind Brazil, Spain and Argentina fro the World Cup!! Boy do people go whacky
Oh, Roon nearly gets England's first. This looks like it'll be fun tonight.
Oh, and Roon heads against the bar from Theo's cross. I predict a cricket score. 8-0.
ooh, off the post by Roon
GOAL! Rooney gets his goal at the third effort.
England 1-0!
YES!!!
ROONEY!!!!
COME ON... GET SEVEN MORE
Great cross in from Johnson and Rooney was deadly directing his header back across the goal.
Yeah, I'd have Italy, Germany and Dutch ahead of us as well. We're maybe 7th or 8th in the pecking order. As usual, I reckon we can get out of the group, get through the next round if the draw is kind and then get knocked out in the quarters if we get a big boy.
Here's the scenario that Gooner predicted would be a goal-getter for England tonight. Free kick in from Becks and punched out by the keeper.
Wahey. So much for Andorra's stalwart defending.
I want to see the full Robot from Crouchie tonight.
Yeah, so much for Pleat's suggestion that they'd park the bus. Shut up, David!
pull the rope, pull the rope
Russia have finished at 0-3 and will continue to put pressure on group leaders Germany. Finland are out of it.
Open up the can, Peter! Oh, he should have done better there. Free header for Crouchie.
Gerrard hits a shot at the near post. Saved for a corner. Becks with the corner in and punched out again by the keeper, who looks reasonably good.
Nice shot by Gerrard
Let's get a second.
Good start from England
Time for another goal, methinks.
my picture is great but my sound keeps going in and out!
Let's count the touches that Rob Green gets tonight. None yet.
I've got good sound but a slightly blurry picture.
FSC are starting up with the Korea vs. Saudi match. zzzzzzzzzz
They're almost leaving!
Come on England, the red team has possession in our half!!!
I'm falling asleep here. More goals, lads!
Becks swings a free kick in aimlessly and it's cleared out.
Another chance for a Becks delivery but he hits it short
Gerrard tries a long one and it's deflected over for a corner.
still here
Theo slices a wild one wide of goal from the corner. Come on England!
Useless corner by Becks and just as bad a shot by Theo
Send them packing! Don't let them see your leaky hose (that's what she said).
New Zealand are 1-2 up against the Italians!!
The commentators are equally bored by this. They've gone to announcing the upcoming motocross coverage.
First touch for Greenie!
Why can't England score three!!
Rooney almost in with the turn
Oh, Rooney should have scored but he lost his balance after turning in the box from Johnson's ball.
they just left!!!
Second touch for Rob Green - drink!
Did they comment on your leaky hose? (that's what she said).
Lampard's elbowed Silva. Bit of blood on his head so he's off.
COME ONE ENGURLUND!!
YES!!
LAMPS
Nice move
GOAL! Lamps drives England's second home. Theo with a good cut back.
England 2-0!
Johnson had good part to play in that goal too
Free kick for Andorra now but they don't even test Rob Green. It's gone out for a third touch for Green at the goal kick.
A lot of the good attacking moves have come down the right through Glen Johnson.
I'd take him at United
Theo wins another corner...
But the corner is overly elaborate.
Yeah, he'd be a good fit for you lot.
Moreno hits the first real effort on goal for Andorra. Rob Green with a fourth touch then.
So Becks is central?
Great run by GJ but his cross is Steve Dalhgren like
Sorry Stevo
Some mazy dribbling there from Johnson produces another corner for Gerrard this time to take.
Steady on, lad. And get the spelling right.
ooops
Who used to call Kenny Dalglish Kenny Daglish
58000 at wembley tonight
BEAUTIFUL GOAL BY ROONEY!!!!
Great cross by Johnson again
Becks just misses out Crouch with his cross and Crouchie is down after that challenge. Bit of afters there.
GOAL! Rooney with his second and England's third. Another great cross in from Johnson and Roon finished with aplomb on the volley.
3-0!
Roon the leading goalscorer in qualifying?
was that blokes name Xavi Andorra?
The ref pulls back a free kick so that he can show a yellow to an Andorran. Surely Becks will line this one up.
Becks with the shot but an easy save for the keep
Becks's free kick is easily smothered by the keeper. He hasn't scored for England since the last World Cup, right?
10 years since the last England player to score a hat-trick at Wembley.
Who was it? Scholes against Poland?
Beckham's almost playing a sweeper role in the middle. Kind of the position he often occupies for the Galaxy.
Probably Scholes, yeah.
Not too impressive by England from that corner
Oh, Lescott should have played Crouchie in there.
Yellow card for the keeper, apparently for dissent.
Andora are not happy with England playing with a man down
That should have been a pen!!
England really haven't done much from the set pieces, strangely. All the best chances have been from open play.
How would the ref know it was dissent?? Does he speak Andoran? What do they speak?
One minute of added time? Isn't there supposed to be 30 secs for each goal???
That is it.
Half time
Very satisfactory score so far
Players seem to be looking to exchange shirts!!
Half-time: 3-0. Very satisfying. I'm sticking with the 8-0 prediction. I'm hoping we can really put these mugs to the sword.
I think they speak Spanish in Andorra, no? It's pretty close.
Does that mean that we'll get some changes at half time like in a friendly? I hope not; it's going well so far.
I would think Spanish too. Isn't it on the border of France and Spain?
Yeah, it is.
Btw, I'll be sending along a clipping about a new British film directed by Ken Loach called "Looking for Eric." It stars the great Cantona as a genie-like version of himself who appears to a United fan who's lost his way a bit and offers him philosophical advice. Sounds good, eh?
Sounds interesting
Did you get the pictures I sent to you this morning?
Holland are two up against Norway
NZ are leading the World Champs 3-2
Boys of 66 on the pitch
All the boys on the bench wouldn't get medals but now they get it!!
Greavsie!
Yeah - cheers, mate! Great stuff.
Defoe and Ashley Young on for Roon and Gerrard. Why not let Roon get his hat-trick?
Defoe on for who?
I wanted Roon to get the HT
Defoe's cross went straight through to Young who jinked inside and then blazed wildly at goal.
Defoe for Roon and Young for Gerrard, right?
The old codger Tony Lima is coming off on his last appearance for Andorra.
Change the boots Ashely...you're not playing for VIlla
Defoe hits it wide
Defoe has the same boots!!!
Oh, Defoe should have squared it to Crouch rather than trying to score from an acute angle. He was well played through by Johnson, who's got to be heading for MOTM.
I thought the same. Defoe is too selfish
Cole too, where do they get their boots!!!
Oh, Cashley should have been able to collect that ball from Young and do something with it. Shame.
They've got too much expendable cash. So they go for the flash boots.
A second free kick for Andorra.
Will Green get a fifth touch from a free kick here? Not sure who took it.
About time for a fourth England goal.
Oh, that would have been a brilliant goal. Cross ball from Becks to Cashley who played in Young, cross over and Defoe should have done better at the near post.
Not much happening in the first ten minutes
Young nearly played in Crouch there. Keeper just got to it. Young's doing well for himself.
Green gets another touch - fifth or sixth.
Great attempt by Crouchie
Crouch goes for the spectacular but gets it all wrong.
Lescott should have done better there
Becks putting some dangerous balls in
Becks crosses for Lescott who should have scored. We should be five or six up here.
He didn't get it wrong, it was well defended
Great spin from Young and a cross that Theo should have been able to win and put on goal. Corner...
Of course, the picture I sent you of Leeds at the top of the Prem was just LAUGHABLE!!
Theo on a ripping run and earns a corner. Bridge to come on.
Lamps with a blast and Walcott rebound saved by Crouch
Lampard produces a parry from the keeper and Theo should have stuck the rebound away.
Bridge on for Cashley
Cashley off for Bridge...
There isn't one player from the country's Champions on the field??
First real effort from Green there.
Ball in the net but called offside.
Not sure
You'd imagine that they probably employ mostly Spanish and French players rather than these postmen, right?
Theo wins yet another corner. I'd have him off now. He seems to have run out of gas.
Great pass again by Johnson
Defoe is rubbish!
Oh, Defoe's just crept offside there.
Defoe should not have gotten himself offside. PAY ATTENTION
Nice save for nought
It was nothing!!
Something's happened between Crouch and Lima in the box. The Andorran made a meal of it.
Fab getting Terry to settle down Crouch
Theo always runs away from goal and his teammates. Completely aimless.
Four nil
Defoe with the header made by JOHNSON AGAIN!!!
First bad ball that Johnson has played all night and somehow it produces a corner.
GOAL! Defoe finally sticks one in. He could hardly miss.
4-0!
He has had a hand in each goal
Stevie already showered and dressed
Theo was nearly in again there. Good pressure again here. Corner...
Becks chance
NEVER SCORED FOR ENGLAND AT WEMBLEY
Free kick now in Beckham territory. Stick one in Goldenballs!
Saved but Defoe knocks in the rebound
Defoe has been hopeless and scored two!
GOAL! Defoe again mopping up after Beckham's free kick.
5-0!
I agree - Defoe will get some headlines even though he's rubbish. Three more now lads.
Johnson had nothing to do with that goal.... unless he was the one fouled!
How did Crouchie put that through his legs
Defoe hogs the ball and almost gets another but Crouchie with a scramble in
GOAL! Crouchie bundles one over the line after Defoe played him through.
6-0!
No robot dance, sadly.
I am surprised that Defoe didn't dive for that last touch. He actually let it go
Geoff Hurst in the stands saying, "I'd have had six meself against these tossers."
Croatia up next in the WC. A draw would be enough
COme on Becks
Get a Wembley Goal
The crowd are asking Becks to shoot every time!
MotM Glen Johnson
Well done Teddy. Good decision
Becks has played well too
The ref blows up just after the 90
Well done England
Take care Bob
Full-time: 6-0! Lovely jubbly!
Cheerio, Dave. Nice sharing that goalfest with you.
Wow, 6-0. Was I ever wrong!
Stephanie Jimenez, Melissandre Fuentes, Monserrat Caballe, Boris de Skossyreff,.... your boys took a hell of a beating tonight.
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