Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

England vs. Andorra

Stand up for the In-gur-land as the Three Lions take on Andorra today at Wemberley in their 7th qualifier for WC 2010 in South Africa. I'll be skiving off home early and will be looking forward to the pleasure of your company from 3 p.m. onward.

Come on England!

173 Comments:

Blogger gooner71 said...

I really can't see anything but a low-score home banker here.

Andorra are going to park the bus in the goal and thug it up as they traditionally do.

My squad to face these mutts would include Ben Thatcher, Joey Barton, Kevin Nolan, Kevin Davies, and Ashley Cole on the chance that some Andorran would break him into small pieces.

I might have a free-kick wizard on the pitch because you know we'll get set piece opportunities. Mr. Becks? Put it in the top corner or on Terry or Ivanhoe's head.

2-0, c'mon you England!

2:41 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, Gooner. Don Fabio's obviously listening because the big news out of the England camp is that Goldenballs gets the start tonight for his 112th cap.

The England team for tonight's match is: Green, Johnson, A Cole, Gerrard, Lescott, Terry, Beckham, Lampard, Crouch, Rooney, Walcott. Subs: Robinson, Neville, Bridge, Young, Wright-Phillips, Defoe, C Cole.

2:45 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm still trying to pull up a decent feed with kickoff only half an hour away. FSC are of course showing Finland vs. Russia with a S. Korea match to follow at 3:30.

I've noticed that VSS seems to have disappeared temporarily from the landscape. I'm searching P2P.

2:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Alright, I'm finally got a stream up through Justin:

http://www.justin.tv/dragongator

2:57 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The thing I like most about this side is that there doesn't appear to be a holding midfielder in there, unless Gerrard will be used in that role. I assume he'll play on the left, Lamps through the middle. I'm not quite sure how they'll accommodate both Becks and Theo on the right, though.

2:59 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Russia are now 0-3 up against Finald, whose World Cup dream is almost over. Should the Finns be better with the likes of Premiership stalwarts such as Jaskelainen, Hyppia and Forsell in the side?

3:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ukraine have finished at 2-1 over Borat's Kazakhstan tonight.

3:01 PM  
Blogger gooner71 said...

You would expect the Finns to be better but they never quite manage it.

I'm surprized that the Ukes only beat Borat by 2-1 at home. You'd have been forgiven for predicting a cricket score there. Sounds good to me that the Ukes can't score more than that.

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

So going into this match, here's Group 6:

England - Played 6 18 points
Ukraine - Played 7 14 points
Croatia - Played 6 11 points
Belarus - Played 5 9 points
Kazakhstan - Played 8 3 points
Andorra - Played 6 0 points

Surely that means that a win tonight has us qualifying automatically, right?

3:06 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Afternoon fellas,
I have the England link from atdhe.

Great ITV Coverage

The line up
Green
Johnson
Cashly
Lescott
Terry
Walcott
Lampard
Beckham
Gerrard
Crouch
Rooney

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We're one year a day away from next year's finals - woo hoo!

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The teams are on the pitch and the Andorran anthem is going. Some fairly uninspired, tuneless singing from their side.

3:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

i am busy with a guy inspecting my house right now.
I hope it passes

3:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Where have you been, Rip van Winkle? I posted the side ages ago. Welcome, though - come on England!

3:12 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

We still need five points to make it.
Croatia could get 23 points. We will only get 21 tonight

3:13 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Alright, you need to send the home inspector packing. You were hopeless on Saturday. I'll be expecting a better effort today, lad.

3:13 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

RVW here!
I was typing the team as each player introduced themselves on ITV

3:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I've just looked at the schedule to come for Portugal. They've got three of their four most difficult matches to come - away to Denmark and Hungary and home to Hungary. Only their home match against Malta is a gimme. I only see eight points there at most. Not good enough.

3:16 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I KNOW!!

They need to bugger off

3:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Thanks for the explanation of the points situation, Rip. Here's the kick-off.

I'll be the first one to say, "Oh, shut up Pleat!"

3:17 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Good surge by Stevie but nicely tackled in the box

FOURTH favorites behind Brazil, Spain and Argentina fro the World Cup!! Boy do people go whacky

3:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Roon nearly gets England's first. This looks like it'll be fun tonight.

3:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, and Roon heads against the bar from Theo's cross. I predict a cricket score. 8-0.

3:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

ooh, off the post by Roon

3:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Rooney gets his goal at the third effort.

England 1-0!

3:19 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YES!!!

ROONEY!!!!

COME ON... GET SEVEN MORE

3:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Great cross in from Johnson and Rooney was deadly directing his header back across the goal.

3:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah, I'd have Italy, Germany and Dutch ahead of us as well. We're maybe 7th or 8th in the pecking order. As usual, I reckon we can get out of the group, get through the next round if the draw is kind and then get knocked out in the quarters if we get a big boy.

3:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Here's the scenario that Gooner predicted would be a goal-getter for England tonight. Free kick in from Becks and punched out by the keeper.

3:22 PM  
Blogger gooner71 said...

Wahey. So much for Andorra's stalwart defending.

3:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I want to see the full Robot from Crouchie tonight.

3:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah, so much for Pleat's suggestion that they'd park the bus. Shut up, David!

3:23 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

pull the rope, pull the rope

3:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Russia have finished at 0-3 and will continue to put pressure on group leaders Germany. Finland are out of it.

3:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Open up the can, Peter! Oh, he should have done better there. Free header for Crouchie.

3:25 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Gerrard hits a shot at the near post. Saved for a corner. Becks with the corner in and punched out again by the keeper, who looks reasonably good.

3:26 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Nice shot by Gerrard

Let's get a second.

Good start from England

3:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Time for another goal, methinks.

3:28 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

my picture is great but my sound keeps going in and out!

3:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Let's count the touches that Rob Green gets tonight. None yet.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I've got good sound but a slightly blurry picture.

3:30 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

FSC are starting up with the Korea vs. Saudi match. zzzzzzzzzz

3:30 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

They're almost leaving!

3:31 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Come on England, the red team has possession in our half!!!

3:32 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm falling asleep here. More goals, lads!

Becks swings a free kick in aimlessly and it's cleared out.

3:34 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Another chance for a Becks delivery but he hits it short

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Gerrard tries a long one and it's deflected over for a corner.

3:35 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

still here

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo slices a wild one wide of goal from the corner. Come on England!

3:35 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Useless corner by Becks and just as bad a shot by Theo

3:36 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Send them packing! Don't let them see your leaky hose (that's what she said).

3:36 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

New Zealand are 1-2 up against the Italians!!

3:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The commentators are equally bored by this. They've gone to announcing the upcoming motocross coverage.

3:39 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

First touch for Greenie!

3:39 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Why can't England score three!!

Rooney almost in with the turn

3:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Rooney should have scored but he lost his balance after turning in the box from Johnson's ball.

3:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

they just left!!!

3:41 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Second touch for Rob Green - drink!

3:42 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Did they comment on your leaky hose? (that's what she said).

3:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Lampard's elbowed Silva. Bit of blood on his head so he's off.

3:43 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

COME ONE ENGURLUND!!

3:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YES!!

LAMPS

Nice move

3:44 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Lamps drives England's second home. Theo with a good cut back.

England 2-0!

3:45 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Johnson had good part to play in that goal too

3:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Free kick for Andorra now but they don't even test Rob Green. It's gone out for a third touch for Green at the goal kick.

3:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

A lot of the good attacking moves have come down the right through Glen Johnson.

3:47 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I'd take him at United

3:47 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo wins another corner...

But the corner is overly elaborate.

3:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah, he'd be a good fit for you lot.

3:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Moreno hits the first real effort on goal for Andorra. Rob Green with a fourth touch then.

3:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

So Becks is central?

3:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Great run by GJ but his cross is Steve Dalhgren like

Sorry Stevo

3:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Some mazy dribbling there from Johnson produces another corner for Gerrard this time to take.

3:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Steady on, lad. And get the spelling right.

3:51 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

ooops

Who used to call Kenny Dalglish Kenny Daglish

3:52 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

58000 at wembley tonight

3:52 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

BEAUTIFUL GOAL BY ROONEY!!!!

Great cross by Johnson again

3:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Becks just misses out Crouch with his cross and Crouchie is down after that challenge. Bit of afters there.

GOAL! Rooney with his second and England's third. Another great cross in from Johnson and Roon finished with aplomb on the volley.

3-0!

3:55 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Roon the leading goalscorer in qualifying?

3:55 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

was that blokes name Xavi Andorra?

3:56 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The ref pulls back a free kick so that he can show a yellow to an Andorran. Surely Becks will line this one up.

3:56 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Becks with the shot but an easy save for the keep

3:56 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Becks's free kick is easily smothered by the keeper. He hasn't scored for England since the last World Cup, right?

3:57 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

10 years since the last England player to score a hat-trick at Wembley.
Who was it? Scholes against Poland?

3:57 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Beckham's almost playing a sweeper role in the middle. Kind of the position he often occupies for the Galaxy.

3:58 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Probably Scholes, yeah.

3:59 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not too impressive by England from that corner

3:59 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Lescott should have played Crouchie in there.

3:59 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yellow card for the keeper, apparently for dissent.

4:00 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Andora are not happy with England playing with a man down

4:00 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

That should have been a pen!!

4:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

England really haven't done much from the set pieces, strangely. All the best chances have been from open play.

4:00 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

How would the ref know it was dissent?? Does he speak Andoran? What do they speak?

One minute of added time? Isn't there supposed to be 30 secs for each goal???

4:01 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

That is it.

Half time

Very satisfactory score so far

Players seem to be looking to exchange shirts!!

4:02 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Half-time: 3-0. Very satisfying. I'm sticking with the 8-0 prediction. I'm hoping we can really put these mugs to the sword.

4:02 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I think they speak Spanish in Andorra, no? It's pretty close.

4:03 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Does that mean that we'll get some changes at half time like in a friendly? I hope not; it's going well so far.

4:03 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I would think Spanish too. Isn't it on the border of France and Spain?

4:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah, it is.

Btw, I'll be sending along a clipping about a new British film directed by Ken Loach called "Looking for Eric." It stars the great Cantona as a genie-like version of himself who appears to a United fan who's lost his way a bit and offers him philosophical advice. Sounds good, eh?

4:12 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Sounds interesting

Did you get the pictures I sent to you this morning?

4:14 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Holland are two up against Norway
NZ are leading the World Champs 3-2

4:15 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Boys of 66 on the pitch
All the boys on the bench wouldn't get medals but now they get it!!

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Greavsie!

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah - cheers, mate! Great stuff.

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Defoe and Ashley Young on for Roon and Gerrard. Why not let Roon get his hat-trick?

4:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Defoe on for who?

4:19 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I wanted Roon to get the HT

4:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Defoe's cross went straight through to Young who jinked inside and then blazed wildly at goal.

4:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Defoe for Roon and Young for Gerrard, right?

4:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The old codger Tony Lima is coming off on his last appearance for Andorra.

4:20 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Change the boots Ashely...you're not playing for VIlla

Defoe hits it wide

4:21 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Defoe has the same boots!!!

4:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Defoe should have squared it to Crouch rather than trying to score from an acute angle. He was well played through by Johnson, who's got to be heading for MOTM.

4:22 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I thought the same. Defoe is too selfish

4:23 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Cole too, where do they get their boots!!!

4:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Cashley should have been able to collect that ball from Young and do something with it. Shame.

4:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

They've got too much expendable cash. So they go for the flash boots.

4:25 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

A second free kick for Andorra.

4:27 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Will Green get a fifth touch from a free kick here? Not sure who took it.

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

About time for a fourth England goal.

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, that would have been a brilliant goal. Cross ball from Becks to Cashley who played in Young, cross over and Defoe should have done better at the near post.

4:29 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not much happening in the first ten minutes

4:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Young nearly played in Crouch there. Keeper just got to it. Young's doing well for himself.

Green gets another touch - fifth or sixth.

4:30 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Great attempt by Crouchie

4:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Crouch goes for the spectacular but gets it all wrong.

4:31 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Lescott should have done better there

Becks putting some dangerous balls in

4:32 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Becks crosses for Lescott who should have scored. We should be five or six up here.

4:32 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

He didn't get it wrong, it was well defended

4:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Great spin from Young and a cross that Theo should have been able to win and put on goal. Corner...

4:34 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Of course, the picture I sent you of Leeds at the top of the Prem was just LAUGHABLE!!

4:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo on a ripping run and earns a corner. Bridge to come on.

4:35 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Lamps with a blast and Walcott rebound saved by Crouch

4:36 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Lampard produces a parry from the keeper and Theo should have stuck the rebound away.

4:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bridge on for Cashley

4:36 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cashley off for Bridge...

4:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

There isn't one player from the country's Champions on the field??

4:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

First real effort from Green there.

4:37 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Ball in the net but called offside.
Not sure

4:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

You'd imagine that they probably employ mostly Spanish and French players rather than these postmen, right?

4:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo wins yet another corner. I'd have him off now. He seems to have run out of gas.

4:39 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Great pass again by Johnson

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Defoe is rubbish!

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, Defoe's just crept offside there.

4:42 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Defoe should not have gotten himself offside. PAY ATTENTION

Nice save for nought

4:43 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It was nothing!!

4:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Something's happened between Crouch and Lima in the box. The Andorran made a meal of it.

4:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Fab getting Terry to settle down Crouch

4:44 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo always runs away from goal and his teammates. Completely aimless.

4:45 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Four nil
Defoe with the header made by JOHNSON AGAIN!!!

4:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

First bad ball that Johnson has played all night and somehow it produces a corner.

GOAL! Defoe finally sticks one in. He could hardly miss.

4-0!

4:46 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

He has had a hand in each goal

Stevie already showered and dressed

4:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Theo was nearly in again there. Good pressure again here. Corner...

4:47 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Becks chance
NEVER SCORED FOR ENGLAND AT WEMBLEY

4:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Free kick now in Beckham territory. Stick one in Goldenballs!

4:48 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Saved but Defoe knocks in the rebound

Defoe has been hopeless and scored two!

4:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Defoe again mopping up after Beckham's free kick.

5-0!

4:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I agree - Defoe will get some headlines even though he's rubbish. Three more now lads.

4:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Johnson had nothing to do with that goal.... unless he was the one fouled!

4:50 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

How did Crouchie put that through his legs

4:51 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Defoe hogs the ball and almost gets another but Crouchie with a scramble in

4:53 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Crouchie bundles one over the line after Defoe played him through.

6-0!

4:53 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

No robot dance, sadly.

4:54 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I am surprised that Defoe didn't dive for that last touch. He actually let it go

4:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Geoff Hurst in the stands saying, "I'd have had six meself against these tossers."

4:54 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Croatia up next in the WC. A draw would be enough

4:55 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

COme on Becks

Get a Wembley Goal

4:56 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

The crowd are asking Becks to shoot every time!

4:57 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

MotM Glen Johnson

Well done Teddy. Good decision

4:59 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Becks has played well too

5:01 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

The ref blows up just after the 90

Well done England

Take care Bob

5:04 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Full-time: 6-0! Lovely jubbly!

5:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cheerio, Dave. Nice sharing that goalfest with you.

5:05 PM  
Blogger gooner71 said...

Wow, 6-0. Was I ever wrong!

Stephanie Jimenez, Melissandre Fuentes, Monserrat Caballe, Boris de Skossyreff,.... your boys took a hell of a beating tonight.

5:24 PM  

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