Just How Crazy is Massimo Cellino?

I think that any fan of the Football League knows well at this point that Massimo Cellino, Leeds United's new boss, is a thoroughly corrupt gangster who only passed the FA's "fit and proper" test by backing a Securicor truck full of cash up to Lancaster Gate. If that were the extent of it, however, he'd merely be Roman Abramovich's Italian cousin. But with every passing day, Massimo is proving himself increasingly barmy. So - just how crazy is Cellino? Consider the evidence:

* Cellino shopped Paddy Kenny, one of LUFC's key players in the past two years, due to his "unlucky" birthdate.

* Cellino has told Leeds players to bring their own sandwiches to training.

* Cellino hired David Hockaday, whose only previous managerial experience is at Forest Green Rovers.

* Cellino has demanded that all playing staff live in Greater Leeds.

* Cellino referred to managing director David Haigh as a "f--king devil" before sacking him.

* Cellino has decided that Leeds players will have to buy their own match-day socks.

Your thoughts, gentlemen?