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Thursday, June 20, 2013

How Many Goals Will They Score?

That's the question on everyone's mind this afternoon as the World Champions Spain go up against the minnowiest of minnows Tahiti. The Pacific islanders did score a goal against Nigeria but also let in six.  Join me for the goal-fest next up.

39 Comments:

Blogger The Blue Devil said...

ESPN has missed the players coming out. The team news for this evening's match:

Spain: Reina; Azpilicueta, Albiol, Ramos, Monreal; Cazorla, Martinez, Silva, Mata; Torres, Villa

Subs: Casillas, Pique, Iniesta, Xavi, Fabregas, Pedro, Soldado, Busquets, Arbeloa, Jordi Alba, Jesus Navas, Valdes.

Tahiti: Roche; A Tehau, Vahirua, Ludivion, Caroine, Bourebare, Vallar, Lemaire, Chongue Hue, Aitami; J Tehau

Subs: Meriel, Wagemann, Faatiarau, Teaonui Tehau, Atani, Aroita, Lorenzo Tehau, Tihoni, Simon, Vero, Hnanyine, Samin

So, as expected, Spain name their second string, i.e. the one with all their Premier league players.

2:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

All set for the start. The Tahitians seems happy just to have the opportunity to kick off against the World Champions.

3:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

From the kick-off, the Tahitian captain hoofs it out to touch.

3:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

David Villa is just caught offside. The Tahitians trying to play a high line - could be deadly for them.

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! El Nino nets the first of many goals for Spain this afternoon. A quick one-two between Mata and Torres and the keeper laughably fails to cover his near post.

1-0 Spain!

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The home crowd in the Maracana have definitely taken the Polynesians to heart after all of that rowboat celebrating from the other day. They're cheering on every attempt to get over the half-way line.

3:06 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Torres sends a lovely ball over that the keeper Roche just about tips away from danger.

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Gooner and I were noticing the other day that these new Spain kits are a wee bit presumptuous in including a medal sash in the shirt's design. The only thing missing is the winner's medallion. Are they taking the piss?

3:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The fizz has gone out of this match early doors.

3:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Torres tries a snapshot but didn't quite connect with it.

3:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

These are all second string Spain players who should be trying to really push it in order to make it into the first team. However, they don't seem to be enjoying the occasion.

3:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Tahiti somehow manage to get a foul somewhat near the Spain goal.

3:25 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Vahirua, the one professional player in the squad, takes it and fires straight into the wall.

3:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! David Silva adds a second goal for Spain.

3:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Lovely combination between David Villa and the on-rushing Silva.

3:32 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! A very quick third goal from Torres!

3:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The Tahitians high line killed them there. Torres merely had to run onto the through ball from Mata and dink the ball over the falling Roche and tap it in.

3-0!

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

First corner kick to the Tahitians!

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! David Villa, after having just missed a sitter, responds in the right way by netting Spain's fourth.

3:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Silva beat the ludicrous Tahitian offside trap out wide left and fed the ball through to Silva for an easy tap in.

Spain 4-0!

3:39 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We're barely back from out of the tunnel and David Villa has added a fifth goal. It was created down the right through Arsenal's Nacho Monreal who whipped a lovely ball in for Villa to tap home.

5-0!

4:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! El Nino completes his hat-trick!

4:14 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Jesus Navas comes off the bench to round his fullback and pull back a beautiful ball to Torres. Every one of these goals has had a training pitch quality to it.

6-0!

4:14 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Torres becomes the first non-Brazilian player to score a hat-trick in the Maracana.

4:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! David Villa completes his hat-trick, thanks largely to a howler from the keeper Roche.

4:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Simple through ball breaking the high line once again. Roche should have been able to smother it but he allowed Villa to run through and tap home the easiest goal he'll ever score.

7-0!

4:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Nice gesture from Torres helping up the deflated looking Roche.

4:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Juan Mata adds the eight, with another training pitch goal.

8-0!

4:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Still over twenty minutes left - Spain could easily hit double figures if they wanted to. Credit them for continuing to push for goals.

4:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Roche somewhat redeems himself with two good saves in quick succession from a Villa free kick and a Cazorla drive.

4:27 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Penalty to Spain!

Torres to take....and he misses!

4:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Now Torres does have his fourth!

9-0 Spain!

4:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Torres has now equaled Butragueno's record of four goals in a tournament match for Spain.

And Spain have equaled the record largest goal difference in a FIFA tournament match.

4:36 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Still time for Spain to get their tenth. I'd love to see it.

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Spain hit double figures!!!!!

Silva with his brace. Largest goal margin in FIFA tournament history!

4:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Into stoppage time now...

4:47 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Hard to take any lessons out of this match for Del Bosque, but how can he continue to leave out both Villa and Torres given their performances today?

4:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's it - a 10-0 thriller!

And that's all the coverage from me today of one of the biggest mismatches you'll ever see in world footie. Over and out.

4:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good afternoon, Bob. Will you be around for Uruguay vs Nigeria?

5:28 PM  

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