Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Sunday, December 17, 2017

Sunday Morning Coming Down

The footie gods have allowed me to have a lie-in after some marathon snow shoveling sessions. I may be a bit sore from all of that exertion today, but I'm got a cuppa by my side and WBA v. United to enjoy. Join me for the Premiership action, won't you?

115 Comments:

Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good morning, mate. Hope you can bring a United victory as a birthday gift.

9:11 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The teams coming out of the tunnel at the Hawthorns now:

West Brom: Foster; Nyom, Hegazi, Evans, Gibbs; Yacob, Livermore, Krychowiak; Burke, Rondon, McClean. Subs: Myhill, McAuley, Brunt, Barry, Field, Robson-Kanu, Rodriguez.

Manchester United: De Gea; Valencia, Jones, Smalling, Young; Herrera, Matic; Mata, Lingard, Rashford; Lukaku. Subs: Romero, Lindelof, Rojo, Shaw, McTominay, Martial, Ibrahimovic.

Referee: Anthony Taylor

9:12 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

A very happy birthday, mate. I hope that you will having a winning day here in the Birmingham area.

9:13 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks, mate. We won at the same stadium last year on my birthday and am hoping for the same today.

9:14 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

They're off from the Hawthorns.

COME ON MAN UNITED!

9:15 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The Baggies to get us underway here. What do you think of the United line-up?

9:15 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

There was old by, Jonny Evans. He was always prone to an error or two when he played for us.

9:16 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It seems like the standard lineup. Pogba is serving the last match of his suspension. Bailey is still out injured,

9:17 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice combo play between the Chunk and Rash, but then a rash touch ran the ball out of play by a Chunk or two.

9:18 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Rainy in the West Midlands, snowed in in WNY and foggy in South Texas.

9:19 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United with several shots blocked that started with a great goal kick from De Gea that found Rash

9:21 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

As we kick off, Pardew's WBA are mired in the bottom three, alongside Newcastle and Swansea.

United, in contrast, are second but 13 points behind Citeh on top.

9:21 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United won a corner thanks to defending like Liverwurst

9:22 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Hegazy heads out the corner.

9:23 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I sure didn't see those as the bottom three. I never saw that coming, especially the Baggies, who have a decent side.

9:23 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Fred says that the Black Cats won a home match for the first time in a year. Is he correct? Also said the goal scorer sounded a lot like haha.

9:25 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Baggies have countered twice, but both times the final ball has been bullocks. The Third time the ball runned off Valencias for a Baggies corner. The corner was cleared by the first man

9:27 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A pass from the Chunk deflects towards Rash and he out muscles Nyom for a corner.

9:29 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Gibbs heads a cross staright up into the air then Foster, another former United player, is fouled. He felt like a Chunk was taken out of him.

9:30 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

This is much better from the hosts now. They looked nervous in the first 10 minutes, but they’re beginning to play their part in this match.

9:30 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Krystkowiak, the Polish international , takes a Chunk out of Herrera. Escapes a booking.

9:31 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Elizabeth will be giving me card, but I don't think it's yellow or red.

9:32 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Now the nasty Yacoub fouls Lindy

9:32 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

It's funny to see Gibbs in a WBA shirt after his lengthy service at Arsenal. I suppose that's a downward move for his career.

9:33 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Hawthorns where the rejects from big clubs come to revive their careers?

9:35 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

How is this for a stat? The Baggies have yet to score score since Pardew took charge. Two 0-0 draws and a loss. He was talking about expansive football, but the stats don't show that. Am I missing something?

9:37 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Herrera a tad tardy with the tackle on McLean. That's not what they mean by Miss American Pie.

9:40 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The Guardian writer says that Herrera has been under attack from United fans. Why is that?

9:41 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL!!!!

The Chunk rises to nod home United's opener!

9:43 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! THE SULKER HEADS IN A RASH CROSS IN THE UPPER 90 TO GIVE UNITED THE LEAD.

9:43 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

UWS is not a fan of Herrera either. Others have played worse than him, IMHO.

9:43 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It will be tough for the Baggies , who have yet to score in the Pardew era.

9:44 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

No celebration from Lukaku as he scores, perhaps out of respect for WBA or because he's angry about the criticism he's received of late.

Great cross by Rash.

9:45 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That was the first attempt on target from either side.

9:45 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

OLiver Burke leads a speedy counter, but is stopped by a great tackle from Smalling.

9:46 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah - I was just about to post that UWS would be frustrated if he were watching, but he's off enjoying his Florida vacation.

9:47 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United struggle to clear a pass from Nyom.

9:49 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just to let you know I need to leave at the end of this match. A long road trip to pick up Melanie from college and bring her home.

9:50 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

0-2! Lindy hits one and it's deflected in for another.

9:50 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

WAY HAY !!! L;INDY HAS A SHOT WALK OFF AN EGYPTIAN TO PUT UNITED TWO UP.

9:50 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Matic and Mata combined to assist Lindy off a United throw.

9:52 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Two shots on goal, two goals. Mou likes that kind of economical approach, doesn't he?

9:54 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Matic walks the corner off the Egyptian as United are passing at will.

9:54 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nyom cleared a corner from Yash that fizzed in the box.

9:55 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Is Little Joe helped by the fact that the Baggies have yet to score under Pardew?

9:55 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

James McLean more like Don with that cross.

9:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United are playing with wonderful confidence now. They could fill their boots if they keep going. They were too cautious before the first goal, but a blend of sharper passing and movement is turning this an ordeal for West Brom.

9:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A question for Pardew: Why are the likes of J Rod and H Rob on the bench?

9:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

This result is probably better than any gift I will get today, LOL!

9:58 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

De Gea with his first save of the match: A comfortable one from Liverwurst.

9:59 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I can't imagine that true, mate. You'll no doubt get a good haul from the family. Are you going out to eat tonight?

9:59 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Into stoppage time. A single solitary minute

10:00 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

No I have to up to pick up Melanie from college and come straight back!

10:01 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United two up at the end of probably their easiest half of the season.

10:02 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Half-time: 0-2 United. Worrying times for Alan Pardew and co.

10:13 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Alan Pardew has brought on Old Man , Barry , presumably for damage ,limitation.

10:17 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Second half starting up - Gareth Barry has replaced Yacob.

10:17 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Second half underway and Gibbs drags a shot well wide.

10:18 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just a reminder that I need to leave at the conclusion of this match to pick up Melanie from college.

10:19 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Offside by a Chunk off a lobbed pass from Rash. The counter started with a tackle by Smalling on Oliver Burke.

10:21 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

McLean yelling that United were McDirty. The ref agrees to disagree.

10:23 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Handbags between Hegazi and Rashford. Yellow cards all round.

10:24 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Baggies starting to get frustrated Rash and Hegazy booked for some afters.

10:25 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Rash behavior or not walking like an Egyptian? Which one, mate?

10:26 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great run and pass from Oliver Burke , but the Baggies could not get a shot off because Runned ON, well, let the ball run on.

10:27 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Rashford could have killed it off there. Just snatched at the shot a bit.

10:28 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Rash volleys wide off a cross from Valencia that was helped on by Lindy

10:29 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

OH!!!! Lindy leads a United break , then plays a one two and a superb break ends with a soft shot straight to Foster,

10:31 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nyom lucky not to be booked and skipper and former United player, Jonny Evans, called in to diffuse the situation.

10:32 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

PArdew's assistant , John Carver, watching his side being carved apart BOOM BOOM!

10:33 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The cross from Yash was over by just a tad more than a Chunk.

10:34 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Baggies have gone half a dozen hours without scoring a Prem goal. That's not what winning teams are made of. Is that correct , mate?

10:35 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

J Rod on for Oliver Burke, who had a decent debut, shaming more experienced teammates , who have not performed nearly as well.

10:36 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

De Gea kicks the ball out of play so that Red can come on for Valencia.

10:38 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Lindy fouled from behind by Krystkowiak and nothing given.

10:39 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A long ball from Gareth Barry is headed out by Yash for a Baggies corner.

10:40 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United have predictably dropped deep into their shell now. Lots of matches coming up over the next couple of weeks and they're conserving energy, as per Mou's wishes.

10:40 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Yash a bit Rash on McLean , who accused of being McDirty. Another Baggie showing his frustration.

10:42 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The final roll of the dice from Alan Pardew as Chris Brunt is on for Krystkowiak.

10:43 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A Baggies player has Runned Offside, not on.

10:45 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice pass from Brunt that runned on to a Baggie , who shot tamely at De Gea.

10:46 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

High and wide by Chris Brunt,.

10:47 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A shot has runned on for a Baggies corner.

10:48 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

DAMN !!! GARETH BARRY, OF ALL PEOPLE SCORES THE FIRST GOAL OF THE PARDEW ERA.

10:49 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Two Northern Ireland internationals combined as the corner from Brunt was headed down by Jonny Evans and Barry smashed in from two yard out.

10:50 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Boos as Rash is karate chopped off the pitch. The home fans would love to do so.

10:51 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

BLOW UP REF!

10:52 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

J Rod with a half volley straight to De Gea off a pass from Gibbs.

10:53 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Sorry, mate - it's squeaky bum time now.

10:54 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United have been lax since half-time. They’ve brought this on themselves.

10:55 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Runned ON wins another Baggies corner. United need to clear this one.

10:55 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Welcome back. Agreed, mate. They relaxed too much

10:56 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - J Rod rises for a free header. Put it wide.

10:56 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The subs combine as J Rod heads wide from a cross from Brunt.

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

So, Lindy is being pulled now. McTominay now to come on to bolt the door.

10:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The final roll of the dice from Wee Joe as McTomain Poisoning is on for Lindy

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The introduction of Chris Brunt has changed this match quite a bit.

10:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Not a fan of McTominay?

10:58 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Huge scramble in the United box. De Gea finally comes up with it.

10:58 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

PHEW!Rojo nearly red faced as he nearly sliced a clearance into his own goal, but just a corner. A scramble as De Gea gathers the ball then pushes old man, Barry.

10:59 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Hegazi is not going to be a United fan favorite after this outing.

10:59 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Not that. Just an excuse to use that pun.

11:01 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

He sure adds steel to the Egyptian side.

11:02 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A quartet of stoppage time minutes, but not musical ones.

11:02 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Chunk, who spent a season here on loan, drags a shot wide that could have sealed victory

11:03 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yellow card for time wasting for Matic.

11:04 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Matic booked for time wasting, which will extend stoppage time.

11:04 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Of course - I should have known. You are the punmeister.

11:04 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A McDirty way of karate chopping someone and definitely illegal.

11:05 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers, mate. Glad you understand.

11:05 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Time's nearly up now.

11:06 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Runned On has runned off his mouth into the book . I presume he wasn't discussing McTomain poisoning.

11:06 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It's over and United win by the skin of their teeth by 1-2. Not a great performance, but a welcome three points.

11:07 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United run out the clock. Not pretty in the end, but three points away nonetheless. United are 10 points behind Citeh and three points ahead of Chelsea in third.

11:08 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It was great chatting with you, but now I need to head to Austin to bring Melanie home.. Sorry I can't stay longer. Thanks for being around on my birthday.


CHEERS!

11:08 AM  

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