Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Thursday, May 23, 2013

Soothing the Footie Withdrawal Symptoms

It's that time of year when any footie will do to calm the footie withdrawal symptoms. Three days without the good stuff - anything will do in a pinch. L1 playoffs, MLS regular season, even meaningless friendlies. Tonight we have the "Managerless Derby" (TM) between Chelski and Citeh live from St. Louis, of all places. Tune in at 8:30 on ESPN2 and get your hit of methadone.

176 Comments:

Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good evening. I'm around for Part I of the managerless Derby. No "Kidd" ing.

8:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Evening, MUR - perhaps one of us could have taken charge of one of these sides tonight, eh?

8:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

News out of Zurich today - UEFA has decided to award the Europa League winners entry into....The Champions League? Yes - one more nail in the Europa League coffin. Does anyone want to be in that tournament?

Your thoughts?

8:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

News from Blighty that City have acquired a majority stake in New York City FC, the newest franchise in MLS. Their MLS debut season will be in 2015 and will be led by former City player, Claudio Reyna.

8:20 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good evening, Bob. The answer to your first question is that I would not want to manage either side. The answer to your second question is that the Europa League is a rubbish competition that needs to be scrapped. The automatic qualification to the CL is meaningless as Chelsea qualified by Virtue of their league position regardless of UEFA's new rule.

8:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The teams are about to come out of the tunnel at Busch Stadium

8:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A few reserves for Chelsea as Christensen plays in defense and young Loftus Cheek gets a debut start in midfield.Is that his actual name?

8:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Is the New York City F.C. the new Cosmos franchise?

8:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Teams coming out at Busch Stadium - it sold out in 20 minutes - wow!

8:29 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I did some more anoraking. City and the New York Yankees will be partner owners of New York City FC. That explains the match at Yankee Stadium.

AN ALTERIOR MOTIVE?

8:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Kind of a weird field that's been squeezed into a baseball stadium. I think it's where the Cardinals play, right?

8:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I was thinking the same. I don't think they are the new Cosmos franchise. I think they will be based in Flushing. Claudio Reyna will be the director of footie operations.

8:31 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That is correct, Bob.

8:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I haven't seen line-ups but I've spotted Cech, Ba, Mata and Azpiwhatever on the Chelski side.

8:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Tevez, Hart, Kompany, Ya Ya and others for Citeh.

8:32 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Raffa still in charge at Chelsea. Brian is the opposing manager.
I'm not KIDDing!

8:32 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

New York City FC sound raaaaather evil!

8:33 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Both teams wearing blue. Isn't that a clash of colours?

8:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I wonder if that Cosmos venture is still an on-going concern. Can the NY/NJ metro area really sustain three MLS sides? And Philly not too far away!

8:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Surely those are warm-up tops - they can't play Navy v. Sky Blue!

8:34 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

UWS is missing out. He loves watching these teams. Wait till he finds out that City are part owners of NYC FC.

8:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The weird pitch is doing my head in - especially from the Blimp Cam.

8:34 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Glad to see that they are paying tribute to the victims of Moore, Oklahoma. Players are wearing black arm bands to offer their sympathies.

8:35 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sparking was rowdy during the moment of silence and still is.

8:36 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Are you feeling blue?

8:36 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The match is underway from Busch Stadium.

8:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I just called UWS and reminded him that the match was on. He's forgotten all about it!

8:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The clashing blues is making my head hurt.

8:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

If I say Come on You Blues., which team am I describing?

8:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

As a MUFC fan I'm not exactly thrilled.

8:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Uh oh - weird camera work going on as well. Feeling seasick.

8:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Weird surface on the infield - this is a shambles.

8:39 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Aguero has the ball in the net! Flagged offside.

8:39 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Chelski looked a wee bit flat there with the new boy Christianson - a 17 year old that Chelski are blooding tonight.

8:40 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice Citeh inter passing in the infield before losing possession in the infield Then Aguero was just offside as he scored. Young Christensen will have his hands full this evening.

8:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Mata tried to punk Joe Hart there with a quickly taken free kick. Well wide.

8:40 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think Chelsea have a youngster making his debut ion midfield too.

8:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Loftus Cheek is the other 17 year old. He nearly gifted Citeh possession.

8:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The teams are struggling tp play in the infield.

8:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Brian Kidd had some good seasons in the NASL in the early 80s while with Atlanta and Fort Lauderdale.

8:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blasted over by Mata

8:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's Ruben Loftus-Cheek, an academy kid I think.

8:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The EL is pathetic.

8:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sounds like it or was it tongue n cheek?

8:44 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice through ball for Tev but he just ran out of space.

8:45 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Boom boom!

8:45 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ta, Bob.

8:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

New from Blighty. Citeh looking for a new manager.
No Kidding!

8:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ya Ya really struggling on that weird patch.

8:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Sounds like they're going for Manuel Pellegrini from Malaga.

8:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Talks that the Chunk will return to Chelsea. I think he has shown that he is ready to start for Chelsea.He and Ba would be a great front pair.

8:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The camera work seems to be more appropriate for baseball, pulling back as if to follow a home-run shot.

8:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Zaba crossed for Clichy to head own and Cech easily saved from Tev.

8:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I agree, Bob. It's playing tricks with my eyes.

8:49 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Silva pulls the trigger but is blocked out by Christianson.

8:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I would think that Pelligrini would be the odds on favorite to succeed Bobby Manc! He will have to exceed what the Italian did, which was a successful stint, IMHO.

8:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Aguero misses two efforts in quick succession!

8:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great kick save by Cech from Aguero as he was put through by Silva after Tongue N Cheek easily coughed up possession.

8:51 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's the problem - the expectations at Citeh are too high now. They've won the FA Cup, then the League title in two years. Nearly won another Cup this season. Hard to see them doing better.

GOAL! Ba puts Chelski in front!

8:51 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! 1-0 CHELSEA AS BA HEADS THE BLUES IN FRONT. HART EASILY BEATEN TO A CROSS HE SHOULD HAVE GATHERED.GREAT CROSS FROM MATA

8:52 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

A bit jammy on the replay. Mata laid a lovely ball over and Ba dinked it off his shoulder. It came back off Cech, hit Ba in the face and went in.

1-0 Dark Blues

8:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

More poor keeping from Hart. I think Booby Manc's public criticism of the keeper affected hart's confidence.Pelligrini will need to work on that

8:53 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - off the post from Aguero!

8:53 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Off the Thursday roast from Aguero from long range

8:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Joe Hart needs to take the summer off and get his head straight. That was a poor effort from England's #1.

8:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I love a bit of Thursday roast; what's roasting, MUR?

8:54 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Decent effort from 17 year old Tongue n Cheek saved by Hart

8:54 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

No roasting just left overs. Are you roasting anything?

8:55 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Nah - had the buffet dinner at the conference washed down with a Saranac Red. Lovely.

8:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

All Citeh but they trail

8:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

What was on the menu? Now I am curious!

8:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Silva slipped by First Base as he was about to shoot.Then Tev blasts over.

8:58 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The match Saturday at Yankee Stadium ids due to Citeh and the Yankees evil alliance.

8:59 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great Citeh passing, but nobody has been around to finish off the chances. As Brian McBride said, it's the story of their season./

9:01 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Spanish season ends June 1st, so Pelligrini will be occupied till then. Same with Joe Mou

9:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ivanovic called for an obvious climb off a corner from Mata. It looked like he was asking for a piggy back ride.

9:03 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Tonight it was salmon with a fruity salsa, scalloped spuds, asparagus, tortellinis and a green salad. Quite nice.

9:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great save by cech off of Yaya that was tipped around the post.Nice pass from Silva

9:03 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cech does well to get down to Ya Ya's shot. Off the post.

9:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A bicycle kick from Tev just over off the corner. Dennis Tueart was better in his hey day

9:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great dinner . Sounds five star, mate!

9:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

They take good care of us at this conference.

9:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice Chelsea break, but Benayoun hesitated and lost possession.

9:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sounds like it. You deserve it.

9:06 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Lalas says it's 4 to 1 Chelski fans in the crowd.

9:07 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I'm thinking of some musical themes
Elton John with" That's why They Call it the Blues."
Procol Harum with "Lighter Shade of Pale."

9:08 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That was a "Cheeky" foul on Tevez.

9:08 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Mikkel with a typical foul on Tev just outside the box.

9:08 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

silva well over with the free kick

9:09 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Perhaps it's a "Song Sung Blue" by Neil Diamond.

9:09 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I've heard of "Blue Mondays" but not "Blue Thursdays."

9:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It should be 4 to 1 Citeh fans on Saturday due to the evil alliance in Gotham City.where are Adam West and Bert Ward when you need them?

9:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice one , Bob. I didn't even think of those.

9:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

How about " Am I Feeling Blue?"

9:11 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Young Christiansen means no Side Show tonight.

9:11 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great block by Cahill from Aguero

9:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I certainly am after watching this weird pitch and camera angle for half an hour. UWS has obviously decided to watch Come Dancing instead.

9:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

How about Blue Moon?

9:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Shame - I like a bit of the Sideshow.

9:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think he is watching a Chick Flick.

HEE HEE HEE!

9:13 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Of course - that is Citeh's official tune these days.

9:13 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

He's watching the Kardashians.

9:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Inches over by Aguero after a great return pass from Clichy

9:14 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It would not surprise me.Oxygen is his favorite channel.

9:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just over by Ba with a cheeky chip.

9:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Just tucked meself into bed. Very cosy now.

9:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks for the reminder. I forgot about that. Odd that I was thinking of Blue Moon.

9:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I thought it was Lifetime - Entertainment for Women?

9:16 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Very comfy Bob!

9:16 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

BOOM BOOM BOB!You are quick with the one liners this evening

9:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ya Ya with a rifled toepoke shot there - Cech answers with a save.

9:17 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Superb Save by Cech from Yaya.The corner from Tev is headed away

9:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Which channel does Elizabeth prefer - Lifetime or Oxygen?

9:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Loftus Cheek is not a good name for Chelsea player.He could be named Loftus Road Cheek

9:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Silva was just offside from a superb through ball by Aguero as he rounded Cech and his shot came off the post.

9:19 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Elizabeth says Lifetime.

9:20 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Loftus Road Cheek would be a name for one of Chelsea's evil West London rivals.

9:20 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I already mentioned Claudio Reyna.

9:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Penalty to Chelski! Mata is tripped up by young Karim Rekik.

9:21 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A soft penalty as young Rekik is called for a supposed push on Mata in the box.

9:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Chelski go 2-0 up - Azpiwhatever nails it right of Hart.

9:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! 2-0 CHELSEA AS AZPI SCORES FROM THE SPOT.

9:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

i THOUGHT THAT WAS HARSH ON REKIK.

9:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

How are Citeh 2-0 down?

Half-time whistle goes.

9:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Halftime and 2-0 to Chelsea even though Citeh dominated the first half.

9:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'll be at that friendly at RFK on June 2.

9:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I'll be watching. Brazil vs England the evening before as you will be blogging from Gooner Central.

9:29 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

All Citeh and Chelsea two up!!


BTW, I really dislike Lexi and Twell.... MORONS

9:37 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I like the blue v blue... it doesn't clash!

9:37 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Yankee Stadium is Will be a weird Swan Song for Raffa

9:40 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good evening,UWS. How was the viewing on Lifetime?

9:40 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The second half is underway from St. Louis as David Louis is on as a halftime sub.

9:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I've been busy signing permission slips for end of year field trips and doling out money for those trips.

9:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Torres on as a sub too. I would ship him and have the Chunk start in place of him.

9:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Oscar on too as his chip is cut out,.

9:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bob must be cozy in bed. Richard wright is on in place of Joe Hart

9:44 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Tev with a Home Run as he blasts over into Illinois.

9:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! 3-0 CHELSEA AS OSCAR ROUNDS RICHARD WRIGHT TO SCORE AFTER HORRIBLE DEFENDING BY RAKIK AND A YOUNGSTER MAKING HIS DEBUT

9:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Young Huws is booked and his having a debut to forget as he made a horrible back pass for Oscar to score then is booked. Ian says that Huws is captain of Citeh's U-21 side.This level is quite different.

9:51 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Loftus Cheek got his debut because Lampard is not available for this match

9:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Milner on for Rusbnak and Maicon on for Zaba.Jamaal Blackman on for Cech.
GOAL !!!!!
CITEH SCORE OFF OF JAMAAL BLACKMAN SECONDS AFTER HE REPLACES CECH.'Javi Garcia with a great first time finish off a cross from Maicon./

9:58 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! JERKO WITH A CITEH GOAL ON THE BREAK OFF A THORUGH BALL FROM MILNER.

9:59 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

it all started in the Citeh box as Loftus Cheek missed the ball when he could have scored. Milner lead a break and Jerko finished passed Blackman as Citeh trial 3-2.

10:00 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blackman's confidence must be nonexistent as all he has done is pick the ball out of the net twice in a matter of minutes.

10:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ramires goes down in the box off a through ball as he appeared to be tripped by sub keeper, Richard wright, but a penalty was denied.More of a penalty than the one in the first half.

10:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Mikkel with a last ditch tackle to prevent a chance for Tev in the six yard box.

10:07 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blackman with his first save as he saves a volley from Milner with his feet . Citeh corner.Jerko heads over from the corner.

10:08 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just over from Tev off a nice pass from Jerko.

10:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Citeh have outshot Chelsea 25 to 7 , but trail 3-2.

10:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blackman with a great close range save off of Jerko.That should help his confidence.

10:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nathan Ake on for Tongue in Cheek.An 18 year old for a 17 year old. Boyata, who hasn't played for Citeh in ages , is on for Rakik.

10:16 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Tev with a great run and did too much as his shot was blocked for a corner.

10:19 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner is headed out

10:19 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! 3-3 AS JERKO SCORES WITH A GREAT FINISH OFF A PASS FROM tEV AFTER TEV WON THE BALL JUST OUTSIDE THE CHELSEA BOX. THE COMEBACK IS COMPLETE

10:20 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

tHESE CLUBS LAST MET JUST OVER A MONTH AGO IN THE fa cUP SEMI.

10:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Hiya, boys - sorry to abandon you in this second half. Long chat with my bruvver. Turned out to be a 3-3 thriller.

10:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Milner was put through down the right and his shot was blocked for a corner as Blackman slipped.

10:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner was cleared.

10:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

welcome back, Bob. All the goals were scored after Cech was subbed.

10:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

How is the family in Alex?

10:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nasri has a cross deflected for a corner.

10:25 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Rochards heads wide from a cross after mis timing a header from a corner. Two minutes of stoppage time.

10:25 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!!! 4-3 CITEH AS RICHARDS SCORES WITH A VOLLEY FROM CLOSE RANGE.

10:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

WOW It's Mikah Richards with the winner! 4-3 Citeh!

10:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great cross from Tev headed on by Javi Garcia and a great volley from Richards

10:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

It would be great to see a fully fit Mikah Richards back in the fold.

10:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Citeh have come from three down.

10:27 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Family's doing well.

10:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I agree, Bob, but Zaba had an excellent season.

10:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

great to hear.

10:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The final whistle is blown as Citeh come from three down to defeat Chelsea 4-3 in a thriller.I hope for the same on Saturday

10:28 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What a comeback by Citeh... well deserved!

10:28 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Hello UWS. It sure was, but all the goals were scored after Cech was replaced.

10:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

True - that substitute keeper was truly shelled.

10:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm off, lads. Nice chatting with you. See you tomorrow afternoon, Davey boy.

10:34 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers . Nice chatting.

11:42 PM  

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