Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Thank Goodness It's Saturday!

Phew - what a long week that was! But there is nothing like a bit of the Premiership action to soothe the nerves, right? Let's let Messrs Mourinho and co. come to the rescue this morning. It's Newcastle v. Chelski early doors. Get up and join me, won't you?

278 Comments:

Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The big news out of Blighty this morning is that Crazy Mario Balotelli is up on charges for posting an offensive Instagram message.

7:32 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The team news at the SJP:

Newcastle United: Elliot, Janmaat, Steven Taylor, Coloccini, Dummett, Tiote, Colback, Sissoko, Cabella, Ameobi, Perez.
Subs: Williamson, Anita, Cisse, Gouffran, Haidara, Riviere, Alnwick.

Chelsea: Courtois, Ivanovic, Cahill, Terry, Azpilicueta, Fabregas, Mikel, Willian, Oscar, Hazard, Costa.
Subs: Cech, Luis, Zouma, Ramires, Drogba, Schurrle, Remy.

Referee: Martin Atkinson (W Yorkshire)

7:35 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Good morning Robert
I hope I that I am joining you for the duration today... I have been a bit of a no show as of late

Teams in the tunnel... come on you TOON!!

7:41 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Teams in the tunnel now with AC/DC's "Back in Black" pumping. And now the Theme from "Local Hero." Nice!

7:42 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good morning mate. Sorry I won't be around this morning. I'm currently on the bus headed to an academic meet , using the school Wi-Fi on a foggy, muggy morning.

7:43 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Wahay! Great to have you on board, mate. You've been missed.

7:43 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good morning UWS. I hope Newcastle will be singing to the Toon of a victory.

7:44 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Sorry you won't be around MUR
Glad to be here BD

7:45 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Have a good day at the meeting, mate. We'll catch you later.

7:46 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

And the Magpies get us underway at SJP.

7:46 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

We are off

7:46 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Geordie hero Chris Waddle doing the color today - well done, NBC!

7:47 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I will have Wi-Fi until I get off the bus. I will follow the updates from you two.

7:47 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Chelski predictably making the early running with Newcastle dropping deep already.

7:48 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks UWS. I will be around tomorrow.

7:48 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Heard a fascinating question listening to Talksport yesterday
What two players have scored a goal in every minute of a 90 minute match?

7:49 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Trips to Geordie Land on consecutive weekends for Chelsea and hopefully equally frustrating for them.

7:50 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's a really good trivia question, mate. I'll put my thinking cap on for that one.

7:51 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Alan Shearer and Andy Cole?

7:52 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

If I'm wrong can Cliff Clavin help?

7:53 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Good guesses, MUR.

7:53 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

no and no
This is worldwide

7:53 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm going to go with some guys who scored boatloads of goals - how about Pele and Cristiano Ronaldo?

7:55 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Ronaldo is one

7:56 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Still 0-0?

7:56 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Willian is inches away from striking first for the Blues.

7:56 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I think he just scored recently in the 7th minute to get is complete set

Messi has only about 5 more minutes to go

Answer is current

7:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Is Pele the other?

7:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yes! I'm off to a good start. How about Messi?

7:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Neymar, Jr.

7:57 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

As foggy as Lakenheath this morning.

7:59 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Bit of a stalemate so far - Newcastle are packing the midfield with Colback and Tiote.

7:59 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

To equal Ronaldo's achievements Messi must net in the 1st, 2nd, 10th, 14th, 15th, 46th and 69th minutes of a game

7:59 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Nice run by Hazard now but the finish didn't match it.

7:59 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Klose?

8:00 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good news but lots of footie to play. Look what happened to the Spuds on Wednesday.

8:01 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

How about Didier Drogba?

8:01 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Did you see that Blyth Spartans(a name from the past) beat Hartlepool in the Cup and will be in the 3rd Round.
The draw is on Monday

8:02 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Robben?

8:03 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Soccer Saturday

http://ifirstrowus.eu/watch/304239/1/watch--soccer-saturday.html

8:03 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I did not. Awesome. Ha ha,Jeff!

8:04 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I will be around for another twenty minutes.

8:04 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Willian again! So close, should have hit the target with the bender.

8:05 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

All six chances on goal to the visitors so far - cor!

8:06 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

If Hartlepool get relegated and Blyth are promoted then they will meet in the Conference next season.

8:06 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Blyth was behind at half


WHo do Leeds have today?

8:06 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Went to The Birdman last night
If either one of you like it, I will be forced to sign off right now!!!!

Of course, my two arty farty friends like it!

8:07 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Leeds at Postman Road today.

8:08 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ta for the link, mate.

8:08 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Fabregas has a shot deflected just wide.

8:08 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

All Chelsea!
Maybe it will be the same as Wednesday. Spurs having all the chances and then boom

8:09 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Do you want the other player?

8:09 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I was at Jacquelyn's choir concert then dropped Melanie and her friend off at a parade. I was too busy.

8:10 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Sure - I'm curious.

8:10 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I was thinking the same about Chelsea.

8:11 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Zlatan Ibra

8:11 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Ronaldo


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2558485/The-monty-Cristiano-Ronaldos-seventh-minute-strike-against-Atletico-Madrid-gives-goal-minute-game-Even-Lionel-Messi-match-that.html

Zlatan Ibra

http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/after-record-breaking-goal-for-sweden-zlatan-ibrahimovic-has-now-scored-in-every-minute-of-a-football-match/

8:11 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Yes. I give up.

8:11 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

How could I forget about him?

8:12 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

José naughty on Instagram.

8:13 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

The Toon are clueless going forward!!!
Waddle just said the key

"No quality!!"

8:14 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What about instagram

8:14 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Still 0-0?

8:15 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I was just about to guess Zlatan. Bugger!

8:15 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Liked those trivia bits I posted?

Hull City the only english team that have no parts of their name that can be covered in!

8:16 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Apparently Balo posted a naughty message on Instagram and is up on FA charges.

8:16 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Have you seen GOAL typed!!!

Bloody Boring!!

8:16 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bob mentioned Jose on Instagram in his first comment.

8:16 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I know that with Balo but what about Jose?

8:17 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Do you know the part of a letter that is enclosed is actually called?
It has a name

8:17 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

oooh, Newcastle could have scored there!

Bury man bury it!!

8:18 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

No. I did not. I'm blogging from my phone on a bus. It's hard to type fast and I can only see a few comments. Sorry I missed it.

8:18 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

From CNN: "The FA is looking into Balotelli's reposting of a Nintendo character Super Mario image that underneath had the words "jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."

8:19 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A corny pun heading your way. That goal was to the Toon of a sour note.

8:20 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I can't imagine that Jose is even on Instagram. Gooner has called for teams to ban players from social networking after several Arse players got into trouble.

8:20 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What does Jose have to do with it though?

8:20 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

New lows for Balo.

8:21 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Jose doesn't have to do with it - I just think that MUR misread the first post in the thread as he's riding on a bus, right mate?

8:24 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I'm off the bus. It was great chatting. I will be around tomorrow. Cheers!

8:24 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cheerio, mate - enjoy your conference!

8:25 AM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sorry Bob. You are correct. It's tough on a bus.

8:25 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Got it

Do you know the name of the part of the letter

8:26 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Newcastle had a break but no support
It was just asking for a runner coming down the right to pas to .. ala Carlos Alberto

8:27 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

How about Brentford possibly going Top of the Table

8:28 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I don't mate - what is it?

8:28 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Two years ago was when they missed the pen to go up and then conceded down the other end.
Get promoted the following season and now almost in the Prem!!!

8:29 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It's called the Counter!!!

Don't know why

8:29 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Decent effort from Oscar with an overhead kick

Half time


Chelsea will still win

8:32 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rob Elliot is hurt at the end of the half
Lucky he didn't have a shot to save

8:33 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Looks like Elliot has been nobbled - might not be able to continue in the second half.

But they've held Chelski to 0-0 at the interval.

8:33 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

FA Cup Second Round today
One thing that annoys me about Sky is they almost seem to think the FA Cup doesn't exist cuz they don't cover it

8:37 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We're back on for the second half and Newcastle have replaced their keeper.

8:47 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rob Elliot has had to be replaced

8:48 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That is annoying - the FA Cup is still magic to me.

8:48 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What English player has one won two European Cups with two different teams?

8:49 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Me too

8:50 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Teams should take it more seriously too

8:50 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Sissoko gets the first yellow card.

8:50 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

David Beckham, no?

8:51 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Looks like Pardew is going to be positive and launch Pappis Cisse.

8:55 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

no
He didn't win it with Real

8:56 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Agreed about the FA Cup. I do seem to remember that there was a certain team in red who set a poor precedent by not defending their FA Cup title electing to play in the bogus FIFA World Club Championship.

8:56 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

The bloke played a grand total of ten minutes in both Finals

8:56 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Hmmmm....how about wee Michael Owen?

8:57 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Chelski starting to look a bit vulnerable.

8:58 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I agree with you about United in 2000 but they did it for a World Cup bid but that is always used an excuse but why does that make other teams not wanting to a major trophy!!

8:58 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Never won it at all
Left Pool the season they won it and never won it with Real

8:59 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Obi Wan should have stuck that header in!

8:59 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YES!!!!!!!!


NEWCASTLE SCORE!!!!!


I'll text David

9:00 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Cisse does the biz off the bench!

9:00 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That was coming, to be fiar. Great ball over from Ameobi but Chelski's center backs bollixed it and Cisse was in the right place to stab home.

1-0 Toon!

9:01 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Chelsea will still win of course

9:01 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

How times have changed
Isn't it weird that it looks weird to see someone wearing black boots

9:02 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Sissoko nearly made it 2-0!

9:03 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Andre "Don't Call Me" Schurrle coming on.

9:03 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

How about Chrissy Waddle - did he win two European Cups with Liverpool and Marseille? Or Real?

9:04 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Waddle never played for Pool
Did you mean Maca?

9:07 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Your lot visit Portman Road... they are second!!!

9:07 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh yeah - sorry, I meant Macca. How about him?

9:08 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

nope

9:09 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not the right time period

9:09 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Spanish 19 year old right back Hector Bellerin starts for the Arse

9:10 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Drogba coming on... bugger

9:10 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I've just asked your question to Kate and she has no idea - she's useless.

9:15 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - off the post by Hazard!!!

9:20 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! And just like that Newcastle romp down the pitch and Cisse knocks in the killer goal. Jose not amused.

2-0!

9:22 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Newcastle down to ten men - Stephen Taylor off for two cards. What drama!

9:24 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I miss everything while sitting on the loo

9:25 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

She's hopeless

9:25 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Drogba scores... they're not going to lose it now

9:26 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Didier Drogba strikes - game on!

9:26 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bloody hell... I knew it was going to happen

9:27 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Newcastle will lose their composure

9:27 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Time running out for the Blues.

9:32 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bloody hell... SIX MINUTES OF ADDED TIME

9:32 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Ian Grainger: Steven Taylor has all the attributes to be a great player, apart from a brain.

9:35 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - JT nearly strikes. Nearly out of time now.

9:37 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Terry goes close!


Still over two to go

9:37 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ivanovic blazes over and that's got to be it.

9:37 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Taking forever to kick the goal kick... more time will be added... stop it

9:38 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Chelsea frustrated with the time wasting but that is exactly what Chelsea would do
Waddle makes sense

9:39 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

IT'S OVER!!!

9:39 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's it! A famous win for the Toon!

Chelski's unbeaten run is over.

9:40 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

How ironic that Chelsea fail to keep unbeaten for a team record 25 games... they have reached 24 twice!!

9:40 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United for the win!!

City wins... three back
United wins... 8 back

9:41 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United for the LEAGUE

9:41 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Do you want to know the answer?

9:42 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

It's fun to dream, mate. Well done.

9:42 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YNWA being blurted out at Anfield
We're about to get going

I have a choice of all the matches but there are not any sexy ones today!

9:59 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

GOAL.... Stoke have scored!!!

Crouch!

10:01 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

19 seconds!!!

10:01 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Goal at Portman Road... TO LEEDS!!!!!

10:04 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Cambridge fall behind at home to Mansfield in the Cup

10:05 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Big Club in Yorkshire take the lead at Ewood Park

10:06 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Looking up for the other team in East Anglia
Norwich take the lead at Wigan

10:07 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

West Brom have a penalty at Hull

10:09 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Arsenal hate going to Stoke - and Crouchi has scored early doors.

10:09 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

West Brom misses the pen!!!

10:09 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Sorry, mate - computer troubles. Had to reboot.

10:09 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

McGreggor of Hull have saved all three pens he has faced in the Prem

10:10 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Welcome back

10:10 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

YES! Antenucci again; he's on a tear.

10:11 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Derby take the lead at Pride Park against Brighton

10:11 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I didn't type the goal scorer cuz I had no idea how to spell it

10:12 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We're up to 14th suddenly!

10:12 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Uh oh
1-1 down Portman Road

10:12 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Cambridge tie it up too
Luke Chadwick with the goal... he was a United player

10:13 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Forest losing at home to Charlton

What on earth happened to them!!

10:13 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Another goal at Portman Road. Bugger! To the Tractor Boys.

10:14 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Sunderland with a bloody short corner!!!

10:15 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I agree - I picked Forest for promotion. They're really disappointing me.

10:16 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Do you want the answer to the Double European Cup winner

10:16 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Derby two up

They look good
Should have gone up last year

They were one of my picks

10:16 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Swansea and Liverpool are the two teams that have not scored from a corner yet this season

10:17 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rovers tie it up against Wednesday on Saturday

10:19 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Brentford losing at Hudders

10:21 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Derby now three up

10:21 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I should have picked Derby. I'm rubbish on the promotion picks. I bloody picked Fulham!

10:21 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Derby bouncing back from the hiding that we gave them at their patch last week.

10:22 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Boro take the lead at the Den

10:22 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

THe answer to what British player won two European Cup medals with two different clubs

Jimmy Rimmer... back up to Stepney in '68 and replaced by Spinks after ten minutes for Villa in '82

10:26 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Uh oh... Leeds are now behind

Could The Tractor Boys be going up!!!

10:27 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

From the Spot

10:27 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Where are all the Prem goals... had one after 19 seconds and then nowt

10:28 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Bloody hell! We're down now. What's happened?

10:28 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Jimmy Rimmer, eh? I would have never guessed that one in a million years.

Do you remember, "Oi Jimmy, want a sweetie?"

10:29 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Boro two up

10:29 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Got any plain Yorkies!!!!

10:30 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Stupid challenge in the box for Town's second
Ipswich could have scored again too

10:31 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ooh - I'd love a plain Yorkie.

10:32 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Jimmy didn't want any!!

10:32 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

We are going to a British store in Albany today... I'll buy some!!!

10:32 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

He got plenty nonetheless.

10:33 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I got some fruit pastilles at Wegman's recently.

10:34 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Stoke are two up!!!

10:35 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Good day today so far for the Mancs
Have Pool lose would make it the triple crown

10:36 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Boro three up at the Den

10:36 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What is that store you sent me a menu for
Completely forgot about it

10:37 AM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Gooner will not be happy with that.

10:40 AM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Wolves, who have lost four in a row, have take the lead at Molineux against high flying Bournemouth

10:42 AM  

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