The Vinyl Outlet Game!

My favorite game these days involves inserting alternate lyrics whenever the telly commercial for The Vinyl Outlet, an outfit here in WNY that builds decks, porches and the like. You see, the ad features a maddeningly catchy jingle - "The Vinyl Outlet: Let Us Transform Your Home" - which is perfect for improv. Here's how it works - just take the "Let Us" part and add four words (or syllables) to the end to suggest that the Vinyl Outlet is promising to do increasingly silly or inappropriate things on your property. For example - "Let us jump on your roof!" or "Let us climb up your tree!" My favorite recent effort, though not my fair Katie's, is "The Vinyl Outlet - Let us poop on your lawn!"

So, have a go and send me your best entries!