Lakenheath Old Boys

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Monday, December 27, 2021

Newcastle v. Man Utd Live!

We're settling in at Gooner HQ to enjoy this afternoon's holiday Premier League fare. I'll be hoping for Leeds United's sake that United can do us a favor on their trip up north to visit Newcastle. I'm looking for a win and plenty of goals for the men in red (or whatever kit they're wearing). Come on, you Red Devils! 

153 Comments:

Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, chaps! Newcastle come into this Boxing Day fixture second bottom on 10 points from 18 matches. They've only won one match all season and have conceded 41 goals with a -23 GD. Surely today won't be their day.

United in contrast are 7th on 27 points from 16 matches. They've won eight and this should be their ninth, which would lift them into fifth ahead of Spurs.

2:42 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The team news out of St. James' Park tonight:

Newcastle: Dubravka, Manquillo, Schar, Lascelles, Krafth, Fraser, Shelvey, Sean Longstaff, Joelinton, Saint-Maximin, Wilson Subs: Woodman, Gillespie, Hendrick, Murphy, Almiron, Anderson, Gayle, White

Manchester United: De Gea, Dalot, Varane, Maguire, Telles, McTominay, Fred, Fernandes, Rashford, Greenwood, Ronaldo Subs: Henderson, Jones, Cavani, Shaw, Sancho, Wan-Bissaka, Matic, Van de Beek, Elanga

2:44 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

This fixture has produced some great entertainment over the years - let's hope we get another good one.

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

And we're underway from SJP - come on, United! Let's get a few goals.

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Bit of a defensive slip there from Maguire nearly let Ryan Fraser in - come on, let's not give the Magpies any hope.

3:03 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

COME ON MAN U
COME ON MAN U
COME ON MAN U



"Boxing Day" match vs the Toon.....great memories

3:04 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Looks like Marcus Rashford is playing deeper, with Ronaldo and Mason Greenwood up front.

3:04 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United have started so slow....why? Should be raring to go!!



Waddle not liking United's narrow line up



I am a fan of getting the ball wide!

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Welcome, Dave - hope you're having a good day. Who are you picking up at the airport?

3:05 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I guess this 16 days off hasn't been used to work on tactics

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Joelinton goes down. Is he ill? Did he get a kick to the goolies? The latter seems to be the case.

3:06 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I am dropping off my brother-in-law off....he's going back to Fort Lauderdale

3:06 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United free kick...go sideways the backwards!


WHAT'S THE POINT!

3:07 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

By the way this is going....I'll be glad not to see the second half
I'll be able to listen to it on SirusXM

3:07 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

STRUTH...One ni Newcastle...ABSOLUTELY PATHETIC

3:08 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh, bloody hell - St. Max has been allowed to run through and curl one in.

That is unacceptable.

3:08 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What was Varance doing.....stop trying a Cruyff turn!!!

3:08 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

This has been so bad!!!


This 'philosophy" doesn't work!!!


United don't talk and leave the ball for a Toon to take

United survive

3:10 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Nice photos on the text - thanks for sharing them, mate.

3:11 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ronaldo will score.

3:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rash with a chance for a thru ball....he almost whiffs at the ball

WAKE UP

3:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

OMG.... Fred.....straight to United player....NEWCASTLE!!


I mean it was straight to him!



This is pathetic!!

3:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Phew! Joelinton curls one just wide. Come on, United!

3:13 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Waddle agrees with me

3:13 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Good to hear that Newcastle have dropped more points from winning positions than any other team this season. Let's hope that continues.

3:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good Afternoon, Bob and Dave. Back from walking up to the top of the subdivision

3:13 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

This is even stunning me!!


Fred gives the ball away again!!!

3:14 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United look absolutely clueless!!

3:14 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Go out and buy a cheap TV from Walmart!!

3:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Enjoyed the photos on walkies on the climb up to the top of the subdivision. Great pictures

3:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United starting to build something now.

3:15 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Ronaldo wants a free kick...nothing given... Ronaldo taking his time getting up

3:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Why was that not a free kick for CR-17?

3:16 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

We were thinking of doing that, Dave.

3:16 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Well....they are building with straw! Not any bricks!

3:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Welcome, David - I'm hoping that your presence will motivate United to a win.

3:17 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Fred is making such simple mistakes

Ronaldo almost in ... cross just too long

3:17 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rashford has so much fallen....he stinks

Corner to United....chance gone then

3:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

87 corners...NO GOALS

3:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm not sure about Marcus Rashford's new look.

3:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Fred AGAIN passes so far off the mark

3:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I need to pick up Elizabeth from the grocery store. Should be back in about twenty minutes

3:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

St Max should get a yellow card for his hair!!!

3:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

How is that possible with the likes of Maguire and Ronny around?

3:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

LOL! Totally agree, Dave.

3:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cheerio, David!

3:20 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rash can't cross it...corner number 88....still nothing?

3:21 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

And there it goes!

3:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ah - shame that Greenwood couldn't connect with McTom.

3:23 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Another terrible pass.... did we practice at all!!!

3:23 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Another awful pass by Fred


De Gea has to make a save

3:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - a run and then a rocket from Shelvey. Parried aside by De Gea.

3:24 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Now Ronny's having a go at his teammates!

3:25 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It really looks like United didn't practice since the Norwich match

3:26 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I thought Ralf was a genius!!

This is kindergarten tactics

3:27 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

What tactically do you think is wrong with the way that Ralf set them up?

3:28 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United haven't a clue what they are doing!!!

3:30 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Well...there is NO WIDTH!

Also....players can't pass it accurately five feet

3:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Greenwood lines one up but it's blocked out. I'd like to see more of that to test out Dubravs.

3:31 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rash is pouting and loses the ball

3:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Well, they've got Rashford down one side and Greenwood down another. I just don't know what Ralf - or Ole - are supposed to do when excellent players don't perform.

3:32 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

No pace of movement....ball or running

3:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Bruno chipped it up nicely but no one was following in with the header.

3:34 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

The formation is
4 Dalot, Telles, Varane, Maguire
2 McFred
2 Rash Bruno
2 Green Ronny


Makes no sense

3:34 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

ANOTHER atrocious pass by Rash....he doesn't seem interested

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

What was that ball from Varane? I'd pull him off just for that.

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

What would you have instead? VDB instead of Fred?

3:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rash.....another PATHETIC pass....straight out of bounds

WHAT ARE THESE GUYS DOING!

3:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Phew! Wilson nets but he's flagged offside, fortunately. But how did that even happen?

3:39 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not one player deserves to be on the field right now!

3:39 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Rash earns a free kick about 30 yards out. Ronaldo range?

3:40 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United with a free kick.... it will hit the wall

3:40 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Chipped over the wall...Greeny almost gets on the end of it

3:41 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

It's the kind of situation where you would like to see at least two subs at half time just to send a message. Bielsa often does that.

3:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Truthfully, United don't deserve to be anywhere but midtable

3:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Now my video is lagging....like United's performance



A chance to cross....straight into a defender

3:42 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

where is the improvement in performances?

3:43 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bruno with a chance....saved...flag up anyway

He thinks he was fouled...he wasn't

3:44 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Bruno should have scored there. Either side of Dubravs. Offside anyway.

3:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I would have made the changes after 20 minutes

3:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

CLUELESS!!!

3:45 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cally Wilson on the floor now after tangling with McTom.

3:46 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I am off....luckily I am going to miss the rest of this crap

3:46 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

TTFN

3:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I like how honest Waddle is being - it's a breath of fresh air.

3:47 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cheerio, Dave - safe drive!

3:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cally Wilson looks like he'll have to come off now.

3:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Half-time - Newcastle troop off 1-0 up with the crowd at their back. United have been woeful so far. I'm hoping for much, much better in the second half.

3:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Back from picking up Elizabeth and the walk to get the mail

4:01 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers Dave.Have a safe drive

4:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Toon need a dozen more goals without reply to move out of the drop zone ahead of the Hornets.

4:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

In the Championship the Rams defeated the Baggies 1-0, but are bottom fourteen points from safety due to their 21 points deducted.

4:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cherries go top after winning 0-1 at Loftus Road.

4:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Welcome back, David! Sanchez and Cavani on for Fred and Greenwood as we get started again.

4:09 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - how did St. Max morning as that one?

4:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ralf ball means a double substitution. Sancho for Fred and Thomas Edison Cavani for Greenwood, the Mason. Hope those are electric changes. One attacking and one like for like

4:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

St. Max the patron Saint of Tyneside?

4:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

If we can't defeat the Toon how can webe expected to defeat Burnley on Thursday?

4:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think Ralf ball is a diamond in front of the back four.

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ronaldo with a wild challenge there - gets a yellow.

4:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm still hopeful that you can win this one and the one against Burnley on Thursday.

4:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The two subs haven't really made a huge difference yet.

4:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Well - that Rashford effort sums up the whole evening.

4:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Still 1-0.CR 7 booked for a foul on Wee Ryan.

4:25 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks, Bob. Sounds like an uneventful second half.

4:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

End to end stuff now - Ryan Fraser draws a good save out of De Gea and then Rashford runs the ball up the pitch again and has a go with a blocked effort.

4:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Well, the game is starting to get stretched out, which I'm hoping is to United's benefit.

4:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The Black Cats won 0-3 at Donny Trump running riot at his place. Black Cats second in L1 and Donny Trump second from bottom

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Emil Krafth picks up a yellow for a cynical tug back on Rash.

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Now Maguire goes into the book.

4:29 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

In Belgium Anderlecht so thirsty that they go seven up at bottom club Beerschot. I'll drink more than a Schott.

4:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Three cards in the past two minutes. Belated Christmas cards?

4:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's a great team name - I'm not sure I've ever heard of that side.

4:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Joelinton into the book now - the cards are flying.

4:32 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Now Joe Linton booked for the Toon. A clearance sale at the Hallmark Kiosk?

4:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yes! Cavani stabs home the equalizer at the second attempt!

1-1!

Now go and win it!

4:33 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Donny Trump's trip to Cambridge on Wednesday postponed. Omnicron, or rejected by Harvard or MIT?

4:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United have twenty minutes to win this one - and they should.

4:34 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

WAY HAY!That's an electric equalizer. We need to go for the win.

4:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Almiron being prepared to come on for Ryan Fraser who picked up a knock.

4:35 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The sun came out about five minutes ago. A sign of things to come?

4:36 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Wee Ryan with a wee knock?

4:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Cavani nearly onto a second there - great ball in from Teles.

4:37 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United all over Newcastle now - come on!

4:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

If United win they will go fifth above the Spuds and Hammers.

4:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ralf must have rattled a few teapots during his halftime spiel.

4:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

McTom about to come off now - replaced by Matic.

4:40 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - great cross over by Sancho and Cavani nearly connected with it.

4:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

St. Max has gone down now. They've already lost Cally Wilson, so this would be catastrophic for Newcastle. Lovely.

4:44 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

St. Max limps off to be replaced by Dwight Gayle. If United can finish this one off, this would be an excellent defeat for the Magpies.

4:46 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Five minutes left for United to finish off Newcastle. Come on!

4:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - off the post from Murphy and then Almiron draws a fabulous save out of De Gea. Close call!

4:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

My Howe Eddie is singing a Crystal Gayle Toon on his final roll of the dice. St. Max , the goal scorer, replaced

4:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

PHEW! Toon nearly won it late. Not music to my ears

4:51 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Newcastle break again - they look dangerous every time they do.

4:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Into stoppage time at SJP.

4:53 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Still a few minutes of stoppage time to settle this one.

4:53 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Big shout for a handball. No response from Referee Pawson.

4:54 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ralf's diamond formation not the ace of diamonds, nor a royal flush, nor are diamonds forever with this type of performance

4:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Credit to Newcastle here who have tried to play attacking footie all match long. They could have tried to "manage" the match from the hour mark.

4:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Fab Schar seems to have pulled up with a hammy injury. More bad news for Newcastle.

4:55 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Half a dozen stoppage time minutes. Not expecting a goal. I would not mind a pleasant surprise

4:55 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Dubravs dropped one and it was nearly a chance for United to win it.

4:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I guess sonny says the Toon have had their fair Schaar of bad news since they split up

4:56 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

About a minute left in this one. Come on, United!

4:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just under two minutes remaining

4:57 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

A draw isn't horrible for Leeds but I was hoping for a pounding like Arsenal handed out to Norwich yesterday. Hope you can do better with Burnley on Thursday.

4:58 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That's two dropped points. Ralf will need to have better performances than this

4:59 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

1-1 at the end. Not good enough for either side. Newcastle stay in 17th on 11 points now, while losing their two best players to injury.

United stay in 7th when they should have risen to 5th.

4:59 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks, Bob.A thrashing would be good for both Uniteds.

5:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's it for me, mate. I'm going to help Steve to fix dinner. See you tomorrow?

5:00 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I guess the Foxes vs Pool is the top match tomorrow

5:01 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers, Bob. Great chatting. Will try to be around tomorrow

5:02 PM  

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