Chelsea Airs More Dirty Laundry

The Chelsea website has not limited themselves to unsubstantiated libels against Gallas. Seems like everyone who left the club had made life unbearable at the Bridge.

On Crespo -- "Threatened to continually stand offside if not returned to Italy where it wouldn't be so difficult to find those stringy hairbands that make him look like a tough girl."

On Huth -- "Turned up his Scorpions "Wind of Change" cd to ear-splitting levels in dressing room when told he wasn't going to be in the first team again this year. Relented only when promised move to Celtic."

On Del Horno -- "Sent off for rash challenge on Messi after the Argie teased him that Asier's Secret Santa gift from Christmas '05 didn't quite cost the full 5 quid and made him look cheap. Incensed when Josie suggested that he was of low IQ for falling for that provocation."

On Gudjonsson -- "Quite cross when told that they only thought he was joking when he suggested making the pies with reindeer meat at Chelsea players canteen. Demanded immediate move to Catalonia where God knows what's in those sausages, but reindeer's probably just the start of it."

On Tiago -- "Nice guy with a lovely attitude, never a problem, but seriously now, he's rubbish."