Crime Spree in Scouseland Shocker
The fifth Liverpool player's house was broken into last night. Stevie G joined, Kuyt, Reina, Agger, Dudek, and Crouch. Who's next?
The high odds published on F365 this morning are Torres: 3-1, and Pennant: 4-1. But if you were looking for expensive chav clobber to shift quickly, I don't think you could do better than breaking into Harry Kewall's house.
Davey, will you and the boys be singing this ditty on the weekend? "5 times, we broke into yer house 5 times, while you were in Marseille, and then we got away!"
posted by gooner71 @ 12:10 PM
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Interestingly, there was a wag on the 606 last night who commented that it was a dark day for all Merseyside burglars yesterday as they were hoping that a Pool entrance into the UEFA would give them more away day fixtures to work with. Hilarious!
This is a very disturbing trend but let's keep it going and have UNITED rob the Reds on the pitch on Sunday!!!
On a serious note, none of these players have heard of ADT? Or a dog? Footballers are thick.
Is there a chance this is an elaborate insurance scam. I'm sure that Stevie G. has a few dozen cousins on the Toxteth projects that could do a quick job for him.
It's Rooney and his Gran.
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