Fergie's Christmas Present from Rio
Silly season is around the corner but the silliest story of the day concerns Rio Ferdinand and Sir Alex Ferguson. According to reliable sources, Rio's Christmas giftie to the gaffer was an Ipod Nano loaded with songs "reflecting Rio's current musical tastes." No details yet, but you can only imagine what's on that playlist. Fergie might be down with Snoop's "Gin and Juice" but I'm not sure what he'll make of The Clipse hit "Wamp Wamp," which contains the following enigmatic lines: "I got the wamp wamp when I move it its still damp
Mildew-ish when I heat it, it turn bluish
It cools to a tight wad, the Pyrex is Jewish
I get paper, it seems I get foolish
Take it to Jacob and play "Which hues the bluest?"
Any other playlist suggestions?
posted by gatorbob @ 3:38 PM
2 Comments:
I call this playlist, Songs In A Rio Key Of Life.
1. I Keep Forgetting -- Michael McDonald
2. Bad Haircut -- Supernova
3. Positional Bypass -- Kitaro
4. Oops, My Bad -- Yallopin' Hounds
5. Laughable -- Gameface
6. Lost In The Middle -- Chris Pati & Bluefire
7. Art Of Standing Still -- Yortoise
8. Defensive Offender -- John Rueben
9. What A Waste -- Ian Dury & The Blockheads
10. Dope-A-Licious -- Charlie Hunter
Nice one, Gooner! But how could I forget that other "Fergie" and her recent hit London Bridge. Here's my favorite bit, which that boozehound Sir Alex will surely appreciate:
"Grey goose got your girl feeling loose.
Now I'm wishin' that I didn�t wear these shoes. (I hate heels)
Its like everytime I get up on the dew,
Paparazzi put my business in the news."
True dat!
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