Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Monday, April 08, 2013

Call the Engravers!

It's all over bar the shouting at this point but you won't convince Fergie and Roberto of that. Tune in this afternoon with me for the latest installment of the Manchester Derby. It's always fascinating - do join me!

200 Comments:

Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, chaps - ding dong, Maggie's gone! Still dancing a jig over Maggie Thatcher Milk Snatcher's demise. Hope you've got a spring in your step too.

2:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Here's the team news for today's match:

Man Utd: De Gea, Da Silva, Ferdinand, Jones, Evra, Young, Carrick, Giggs, Welbeck, Rooney, van Persie. Subs: Lindegaard, Valencia, Hernandez, Nani, Cleverley, Kagawa, Buttner.

Man City: Hart, Zabaleta, Nastasic, Kompany, Clichy, Barry, Toure, Milner, Nasri, Silva, Tevez. Subs: Pantilimon, Lescott, Dzeko, Kolarov, Javi Garcia, Aguero, Toure.

Referee: Mike Dean (Wirral)

2:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good afternoon, BD. I had read about that this morning and wondered what you r reaction would be.I was never really impressed with her.

2:55 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am ready to call the engravers if we win today and if we do then we could clinch the title a week from Wednesday at Upton Park.

2:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The players are out on the pitch and it's time for the coin toss.SAF is signing autographs.

3:00 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The match is underway.
COME ON MAN UNITED!
COME ON MAN UNITED!
COME ON MAN UNITED!

3:01 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Old Man Giggsy is called for a foul on Tev

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, MUR - quite a different atmosphere at OT to yesterday's garden party at Shite Fart Lane. This crowd sounds like they're up for it.

3:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Wellie headed straight at Hart with the first chance of the match then Citeh attacked and it was cleared

3:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A cros from Milner intended for Silva was cut out by Raffa for a Citeh corner and United counter , but Wellie coughs it up

3:03 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I am home two minutes in

BLOODY HELL WELBECK... PASS IT OFF

3:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

De Gea pushes away a cross and United counter.Poor cross by Evra.

3:04 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

End to end stuff!

3:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good afternoon lads.Welcome home,uWS.

3:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A fast and furious start to this Derby.

3:05 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I was listening to Five Live on the way home... it was loud in the stands

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, UWS - great timing, mate!

3:05 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Hello BD. My volume does not work at school, but I would imagine the noise is deafening at OT. No crumpets and tea at this match

3:06 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cracking atmosphere - and end to end action. What the Premiership is all about!

3:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice long ball from Young to ROON. SHOOT THE DAMN BALL!

3:06 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The prawn sandwich brigade have apparently stayed at home today. This is real pie and pint stuff.

3:06 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

On 5Live, they were talking about this United squad.
Someone said that only Vidic would be in the best squad ever

Maybe Giggs too

3:07 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am sure UWS is mouning the loss of Maggie.Your thoughts?

3:07 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That sounds about right, UWS. I agree, BD. It couldn't be anything but pints and pie in this fixture.

3:08 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Not Nani? Surely he should be included. He's a lovely lad!

3:08 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - just wide from RVP!

3:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

OH! jUST WIDE BY rvp AS rOON DID WELL TO TURN AND FIND him .

3:09 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Nice bottom movement by RVP... hits it wide

3:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Wellie wins a corner off of Nasri

3:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner from Giggs is headed away

3:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nani may be in the best Barnsley squad ever, but definitely not United

3:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Giggs called for a push on LUFC Academy Boy

3:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Stupid foul by Evra

3:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Now Evra is called for a foul

3:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The free kick from Silva is straight to De Gea. An easy catch

3:13 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Cross it, Danny!

3:14 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Poor lay off by Roon after a great United possession

3:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A let off for United as a great Citeh cross was not properly met and United had a chance to counter.

3:15 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It has been end to end but not too much quality

Rafa too heavy of a touch when there was a chance to break

3:17 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

OH ! Rio stuck out a leg to prevent a shpt from Tev as it went out for a corner.

3:17 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Nice trap LUFC Academy Boy

3:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner from LUFC Academy Boy was headed straight back to him and a poor touch went out for a United throw. Did he learn that at ER?

3:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

He must have learned that at the LUFC school of trapping.

3:18 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Don't know what you're talking about.

3:19 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

You must have missed the comical routine at the last Citeh corner.

3:20 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Silva found a bit of space and squared it back in. That's where they're missing a Balo or Dzeko.

3:21 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bloody Hell that was close!

Citeh are on top and creating more

3:21 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A lay off by Silva was cut out as that could have been a clear cut Citeh chance.

3:21 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

oh.. he knows!

3:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Balo would be busy misbehaving in the train loo.

3:22 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United waste a break again

RVP shoots and gets blocked

3:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Some really good stuff being played but both sides are quite evenly balanced at the moment.

3:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think Citeh have been the slightly better side. I am concerned.

3:25 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'd put my LUFC Academy side up against anyone's.

3:25 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Giggs sets up Nasri... useless... thank you

3:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Shot over by Nasri off a deflected pass from Silva

3:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Is that Frannie Lee sitting next to Paddy Viera?

3:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

LUFC Academy boy shoots weakly to De Gea.

3:27 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

You'd lose to United's

Butt, Giggs, Beckham, Neville, Neville and many more




United sitting too far back

3:27 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Mike Summerbee

3:28 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United's match at Upton Park will also be on ESPN2.

3:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Current players only, mate - no retirees.

3:28 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Hardly anyone leaves United

3:28 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Citeh too far on the top for my liking

3:29 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks UWS. I didn't recognize him. I don't see how any team could beat one of our academy sides.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Silva gets a yellow for a handball there. Silly boy.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Who's in your academy side, then, MUR?

3:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Silva booked for intentional hand ball. I have to bugger off as I have class starting. I will try to be around for the second half. Cheers lads.

3:30 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YOUNG SUCKS

3:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'd have:

Paul Robinson, Sam Byram, Matt Kilgallon, Jonathan Woodgate, Ian Harte, Jonny Howson, Jamie Milner, Aaron Lennon, Alan Smith, Harry Kewell, Fab Delph.

Are you seriously beating that side?

3:32 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Roon in the book

3:32 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Woody has to be retired!
Smith plays for MK Dons!!!
Where the hell is Kewell?
Delph plays ten minutes for Villa!!

3:33 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

What's considered Academy

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Woody's still playing at the heart of the Boro defense. Smithy's at MK Dons, Harry is back in Oz playing for Melbourne Victory.

The question is - who's on your side?

3:35 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Players you greedy scum haven't bought. That is, you can't have bloody Wayne Rooney and RVP on your side, mate. I'll give you Phil Neville, Ryan Giggs, and Paul Scholes. Who else you got - Jonathan Greening?

3:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I want to see more of danger caused by United

3:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Today is the date that the Dahlgren's watched Citeh lose to Arsenal and fall 8 points behind
8 behind on the 8th

We wanted 11 on the 11th but we lost to Wigan!!

3:38 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

again... United aim a corner to wee Evra

3:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'll help you out - you can have Danny Welbeck as well.

3:38 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

(Silence)

3:39 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Well, what about Welbeck?

3:40 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

You guys didn't buy Kewell?

3:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

You guys didn't buy Kewell?

3:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Rafa fails to get it over

United can't cross the ball at all!!!

3:42 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Kompany in the book

3:42 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That was a bit tasty from Kompany. Yellow.

3:43 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not a good free kick by Roon and then RVP hits row V

3:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Nope - he's was with us from the age of 14.

3:43 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

What about the Brazilian twins - did you buy them? I don't know why I'm doing the work for you. Where's the Anorak gone?

3:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Those tackles are baad in my book
I think it was a foul but no card

He went for the ball but Young moved it too fast

3:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I read yesterday that he was going to be here for a quarter

3:45 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Almost!



1 added minute

I'll take this result

3:46 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I still don't like this side but they have lost 1 at home, 2 away and drawn 2 away

3:46 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Get rid of Wazza!!


Half time!

3:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am back. Is it 0-0 at the half

3:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I would have trouble naming a United Academy side based on current players. Probably Ben Foster, Wellie, Scholes, Giggs, O'Shea,The Little Neviller,Frazier Campbell. Not a full eleven but it's a start.

3:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I will add Jonny Evans to the list as well as Robby Brady , currently playing at Hull City.Surely , there must be two more players to make eleven. Let's have a match!

3:54 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I forgot about Phil Bardsley and Chris Eagles.Every player on that list is starting in the EPL or the Championship so lets have a match!

3:58 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

2057:

Opta Sports: "1 - The last away team to win a PL game at Old Trafford after going in 0-0 at HT were Arsenal (1-0) in September 2006. Distant."

3:59 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Beckham is still playing so he is in

That trumps most anyone else

4:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Thank you for your honesty, MUR. LUFC Academy Rules!

4:02 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

I want to see more from United this 45 minutes

COME ON MAN U
COME ON MAN U
COME ON MAN U

4:02 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Away we go!


ESPN still have Sky's commentators on!

4:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great point, UWS. Robbie Brady and Roy Carroll, who is playing in Greece with Olympiakos can be on the subs bench.The second half is underway

4:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I agree, UWS.
COME ON MAN UNITED!

4:03 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United on the backfoot from the off

4:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Citeh attack , but a foul is called on Tev to end an attack.

4:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am not liking that

4:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I don't see how the LUFC Academy side can beat the MUFC Academy side I put out along with Beckham

4:04 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Nice cross by RVP... no one there!

Welbeck blocked... nothing given

4:05 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That's the second time Raffa has had a heavy touch. Has he been to the ER school of trapping?

4:05 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

We are back up and running. It's over three years since a side stopped Manchester United scoring at home in the league...

4:06 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Never a penalty there.

4:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That could have been a pen. Nice corner from Giggs punched out by Hart

4:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The last one was Villa?Bob did you see the MUFC Academy side I put out? It's spread out over several comments and UWS added Beckham.

4:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I still haven't heard the eleven academy players that you'd put out against us, lads. If you'd like to put old Goldenballs out on his own against our eleven, I'd pay to see that match!

4:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! It had to be - LUFC ACADEMY!!!!!

4:08 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

One nil!

GIGGS' FAULT

4:08 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I like to call that the LUFC School of Goalscoring - wallop!

4:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

BUGGER! I WAS HELPING A STUDENT WITH A PROBLEM WHEN I CAM BACK TO SEE CITEH TAKE THE LEAD WHEN WATHCING THE TAIL END OF THE REPLAY

4:09 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That should liven up proceedings.

4:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Useless free kick, but United have a corner.

4:10 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Terrible corner by Roon and then a crappy cross to boot

4:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Could United still lose the league!!

4:11 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Carrick blew in the midfield before it got to Giggs... not good by United's center two

4:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I think that you lot have been agreeing with Roberto Mancini on that point all season long!

4:12 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Come on United... start passing the ball better

4:12 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Get rid of it Rafa!!!

4:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

We have a large lead, but you never know.

4:13 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Get it over Rafa!

Foul called

4:14 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

RVP to swing in a free kick now toward the Stretford End.

4:15 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JONESEY!!!!!!!


Great free kick!!

4:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Phil Jones equalizes from the free kick!

4:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!! 1-1 AS PHIL JONES HEADS IN A FREE KICK. HART MISSED THE CROSS FOR WHICH WE THANK HIM.

4:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

It's actually on that evidence a Kompany own goal.

4:16 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

That's an OG

That could have gone right in from the free kick

4:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'm off to teach, lads. Best of luck with the last half hour.

4:16 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Take care Bobby

4:18 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Young almost found RVP there!

4:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

MUFC Academy Side:

Foster, Bardsley,P Neville, O'Shea,Jonny Evans,Beckham, Scholes, Giggs, Eagles, Frazier Campbell, Wellie

Subs Roy Carroll, Robbie Brady, Corry Evans

How can poieple playing for MK Dons and The A League beat this side? Everyone in thew MUFC Academy sid estarts in the BPL or the Championship except for Roy Carroll, who plays for Olympiakos.

4:22 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Roon looks to be losing his head a bit

4:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers Bob.I am watching a streaming video, so I couldn't tell that it was an OG,but I believe you.

4:23 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Well done MUR

4:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

what is your opinion of the MUFC Academy side, UWS?

4:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers, UWS. You helped by reminding me about Beckham. Well done to you too.

4:24 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It was an OG
The free kick may have been going in but Jones headed it but it was going across the box... hit Kompany... and in

4:24 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Young didn't stay with Milner's run... come on United... keep it tight

4:25 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Come on United... attack attack attack attack attack

4:25 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

ABSOLUTELY HOPELESS BY ROONEY

4:26 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Decent header by Welbeck easily saved though

4:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That makes sense. The quality of the video isn't the greatest.

4:27 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

20 to go



Decent effort there by Nasri.... nice attempt

It is his last kick of the game, he is being replaced by Aguero

4:28 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Aguero on for Citeh

4:28 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am confident that out Academy side could beat Bob's , even if we gave him Roon.

4:28 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

RVP wins a corner off of fellow former Gunner, Clichy,that he will take and pushed away by Hart. United keep possession

4:31 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Get Rooney off

Terrible cross again from a long corner

4:31 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United don't get the ball in the box and take it all the way back to De Gea

4:32 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A shot from Young is easily saved by Hart

4:33 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great block of a shot from Yaya

4:34 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Yaya should have scored there

4:34 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Valencia on for Wellie. From bad to worse.

4:36 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

12 to go!


United really needed to just stop him

Why let him run all in the box!



Valencia replaces Welbeck

Valencia has been United's worst player all season

4:36 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I missed the goal. I was helping some students. BUGGER!

4:37 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Evra wants a corner... not given

4:37 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It was almost like the QPR goal

4:37 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sounds like the second goal was a horror show

4:37 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Stupid foul by Rooney....What does he expect
He went thru the man

4:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Definitely not happy. It's like relieving a nightmare!

4:38 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Not a good effort by RVP

4:39 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Stupid foul by Young on Zaba and the Argie is none too pleased.

4:40 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Hernandez about to come on

I would take off Rooney

4:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Chicha about to come on . He should have started.

4:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Weak header by RVP is straight to Hart

4:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It will be Rooneu

Tevez in the book... I don't think it should have been

4:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Tev is booked for cumulative fouls. Chicha on for Roon as UWS ordered.

4:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Chicha is fouled by Kompany.Useless free kick off of Barry for a corner.

4:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Terrible free kick but it almost was there

4:44 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Weakly headed wide by Jones off the corner.

4:44 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Terrible cross by Valencia and then Evra can't dribble it

4:45 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A fracar or handbags or whatever. I was helping a student when the incident that led to it started.

4:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Giggs and Barry are booked.

4:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Into stoppage time.Four minutes

4:47 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Terrible again by Young!!

4:47 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United get a free kick

I don't think it was

4:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Zaba is booked.

4:48 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Only 4 added?

4:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Kagawa is about to come on for the injured Young

4:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Kagawa on for Young

4:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Corner to United 92 min

4:49 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

GET IT OVER GIGGS... HE DOESN'T GO RIGHT

4:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Citeh counter through Aguero off the United corner and Raffa is booked for a nasty challenge.

4:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Javi Garcia on for Tev as part of a time wasting tactic

4:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Valencia booked for a foul on Barry, who makes the most of it

4:51 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

United can't keep possession

This last five minutes have been everyone laying down

4:51 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Last chance... corner..saved

That should do it

4:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Valencia has a cross deflected for a corner.The corner by Giggs is headed by evra straight to Hart and that's it as Citeh win 1-2 at OT

4:52 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

It is all over

It is down to 12 points

BUGGER BUGGER BUGGER

4:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I am extremely disappointed.

4:53 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I need top sign off as class is about to end. It was a bitterly disappointing defeat, but as always it was great chatting. Hope you enjoy the rest of the day.

4:58 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

TTFN

5:02 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home