Lakenheath Old Boys

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Monday, February 16, 2015

United Visit the Land of Evil

Like Dante before him, Louis van Gaal and his side must enter the nine circles of hell today as they travel to Preston North End, led by evil overlord Peter Ridsdale, to play their 5th Round FA Cup fixture. It should be a frightening encounter - join me for all the thrills and chills, won't you?

169 Comments:

Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Greetings! I've got a great link up through Fox Sports 2 Go. The coverage has just started. Hurrah!

2:38 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Hey
I am here for a bit

The draw is on the telly
Here we go for the quarter finals

Liverpool v Blackburn Rovers

2:40 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Bradford City vs Reading

2:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Preston/ Man U vs Arsenal

2:41 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Aston Villa vs West Brom

2:41 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The quarterfinal draw:
Liverpool vs Blackburn
Bradford City vs The Reading Railroad
Preston or MAn Yoo vs Arsenal
Aston Villa vs West Brom

2:42 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Damn it!

At least it is at home

2:42 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Good afternoon, gents. I'm in to cool after after breaking a sweat raking leaves. How is everyone this afternoon?

2:42 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The team news out of Deepdale this evening:

PNE - Stuckmann, Clarke, Huntington, Wright, Laird, Humphrey, Welsh, Kilkenny, Gallagher, K. Davies, Garner. Subs: Hudson, Wiseman, Reid, King, Robinson, Brownhill, Ebanks-Blake

United - Twilight, Valencia, Smalling, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Herrera, Roon, Fellaini, Di Maria, Falcao. Subs: Valdes, Evans, McNair, Jan, Mata, Young, Wilson

2:42 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Afternoon, chaps - good to have you on board. Crikey - I thought United v. Arse might be the final. Now it's a quarter-final!

2:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

We are guaranteed a non Prem semis for the third year in a row and a Black Country Derby.

2:43 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great post, Bob. If Evil Ridsdale is the leader then Simon Grayson and KD are his able assistants.

2:44 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Simon Grayson on the pitch after exchanging pleasantries with Bob.

2:45 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Shut it about sweating!!!

It is -4 here!

2:45 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Definitely not working up a sweat here, mate. My nasal passages froze up on the walk over here this morning.

-17F this morning when I came to campus!

2:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It looks a decent stadium. Not any worse than some Prem stadiums

2:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

They're off from Deepdale.

2:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I'm surprised they didn't cancel the walk this at least for safety purposes and reschedule.

2:47 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Ridsdale is pouring all of that stolen LUFC cash into PNE now.

2:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Sorry you gents are shivering. It's a tropical 84 here with a refreshing breeze.

2:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We had a surprisingly good turnout for the Open House today - very hardy stock, these WNY people.

2:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Luke Shaw wins a United corner.

2:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Shaw could have easily crossed there.

2:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner from Roon is back to Roon then a cross from Di Maria is headed away then a foul is called.

2:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

They must be . I thought frostbite would be an issue.

2:49 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Preston is fourth in League One in a playoff spot. They eliminated the Evil Blades in the last round in a replay in an evil double thriller.

2:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Blind falls over much to the delight of the evil PNE minions.

2:51 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blind called for a foul on KD. It looks the right call.

2:51 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A long free kick comes to nothing.

2:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

To answer the Ridsdale Deepdale question, he probably didn't put all the LUFC money into Preston because he probably put that money into Evil Cardiff and Argyle when he owned them .

2:53 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The pitch looks in great condition . United cannot use that excuse.,

2:54 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A moment's applause for Sir Tom Finney.

2:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

They tripled the pie allocation to 4,000 today - one pie per every five punters.

2:54 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Speculative effort from Garner. He won't trouble Twilight from that range.

2:55 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The through ball from Di MAria intended for Roon was too long . Should have been a chance for Roon.

2:55 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Roon was nearly in there but bollixed up the pass to Hair Bear.

2:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Nice pass from Di MAria to Roon on the next possession, but Roon stumbles , trying to find Hair Bear with a pass.

2:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bob will be interested to know that this is a return to PNE for Sir Bobby.

2:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The teams last met in 1972 , also in the Cup when United won 0-2 . Alan Gowling scored both goals.

2:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Naughty by Valencia on Laird and fortunate not to be booked for that

2:58 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Falcao is fouled by Wright about 25 yards out. The PNE Aussie WC player was in the wrong.

3:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Falcao is brought down, and now United have their first decent chance at goal.

3:00 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The free kick from Di Maria is several yards wide.

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

DiMaria takes and misses left-footed. He should have hit the target - would've scored in that case.

3:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

The evergreen Kevin Davies is off for treatment.

3:01 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

KD getting his wrist plastered. Is He intending to punch somebody?

3:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A touch of arthritis for KD?

3:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Hair Bear is off getting treated for a nose bleed.

3:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Luke Shaw chases down a pass from Blind and gets in a cross as Roon has a shot blocked.

3:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A through ball from Di MAria intended for Roon is cut out for a corner.

3:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Roon hits the first man with his corner and PNE are off to the races again.

3:05 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner from Roon is headed out and a PNE counter led by Humphrey comes to naught.

3:06 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Hair Bear loses control of the ball by the PNE corner flag and is called for a foul.

3:07 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Not a lot of real chances so far.

3:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Not so far. All KD has done is foul. Fine with me because PNE won't score if their target man is gifting us possession.

3:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Ander Herrera called for a foul on Scott Laird.

3:12 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Joe Garner heads well over from the free kick.

3:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

BAiley Wright , the Aussie international , fouls Falcao

3:15 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Poor control by Falcao off a great run and pass from Di MAria. He would have been in with just the keeper to beat

3:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Falcao was nearly in there, but seemed to be held back.

3:16 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

An atrocious cross from Di Maria , to the delight of the home fans.

3:19 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Pathetic cross from Blind.

3:21 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

PNE have a lot of bodies behind the ball.

3:22 PM  
Blogger United We Stand said...

Watching from a distance... UNITED SUCK

3:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Now Roon gets in on the act of atrocious passing

3:22 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Rubbish ball there from Roon.

3:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

United need some remodeling.

3:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Davies picks up his requisite yellow card. Early for him.

3:25 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

KD gets his requisite booking as it's a nasty one on Ander Herrera. I hope he gets another yellow.

3:25 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Huntington heads out the free kick for a United corner.

3:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Another terrible corner from Roon.

3:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The corner from Roon is helped on by Herrera then hoofed away.

3:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It could be a third 0-0 halftime score in a row at lower league opposition in the Cup.

3:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh dear - what was that from Herrera?

3:29 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Joe Garner flagged offside for Preston.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Kilkenny should be booked for kicking the ball away.

3:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Falcao was too unselfish there - why didn't he turn and shoot!?

3:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Another former LUFC player?

3:30 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That final ball is just proving elusive.

3:31 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The cross from Roon intended for Falcao or Hair Bear was too high. A minute of stoppage time.

3:31 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yep - Neil was with us for several seasons.

3:31 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It's 0-0 at the half for the third consecutive FA Cup Tie for United at lower league opposition.

3:33 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's half time, then. Disappointing from United. They should be able to put these mugs to the sword.

3:34 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

We're back on for the second half, the teams coming back out the tunnel.

3:46 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

It's still 84 here. Cooler tomorrow with lows in the 40s and highs in the 50s.

3:47 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The second half is underway

3:48 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Kevin Davies still chattering away about his first half booking.

3:48 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

You are absolutely correct. One would think that we would dispatch these mugs, but we struggled with Yeovil and Cambridge , who are lesser opposition.

3:49 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I don't even remember the return fixture with Cambridge.

GOAL! Laird has put PNE ahead. Sorry, mate.

3:50 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

BLOODY HELL!!!! THE CURSE OF GRAYSON AS SCOTT LAIRD GIVES PRESTON THE LEAD . A GOALKEEPING ERROR BY DE GEA AS IT WENT IN UNDER HIS BODY.

3:50 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Tried and true long ball stuff from Preston. A flick on from Davies and a knock on from Garner into Laird's path. The deflection from Valencia put it out of Twilight's reach.

3:51 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United need to get this one back in a hurry.

3:52 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think the deflection threw off of Valencia threw off De Gea. A long clearance from Blind was headed back and flicked on by KD to Joe Garner. His nice through ball was put away by Scott Laird with a deflection off of Valencia.

3:53 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Thanks Bob. Sorry to you too as I'm sure you wanted to see Ridsdale wither in his bile.

3:53 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The last time United faced a Simon Grayson team they also lost 1-0 . I winder if Bob remembers that. I hope history doesn't repeat itself.

3:55 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Clarke couldn't get on the end of that long free kick because it could have been 2-0 and match over.

3:55 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Great cross there by DiMaria but Hair Bear couldn't get his fro on it.

3:56 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Stupid by Hair Bear on KD , who needs to shut it . Either put masking tape across his lips or send him off.

3:56 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

And now Hair Bear chops down KD. Decent free kick chance.

3:56 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Time to start thinking about some changes now.

3:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

ARE YOU WATCHING UNITED? JOE GARNER JUST SHOWED HOW YOU HOW A THROUGH BALL IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED?

3:57 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Yes. LVG should have the subs warming up. I hope he's not waiting for Act of Congress.

3:58 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GET UP DI MARIA AND STOP BEING A BABY. a FAIR TACKLE BY hUMPHREY.

3:59 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yashley being prepared to come on for Falcao.

3:59 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bloody hell! As if Yashley's the person you want coming on when you need a goal. Glad Falcao is coming off.

4:00 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I'd also have Mata on for Herrera, who's been horrible.

4:00 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I hear snickering from Alexandria, Va. Bob, do you have any idea whom that might be?

4:01 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Great saving header from Clarke as Hair Bear was bombing in on Valencia chipped cross.

4:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Better from United as it was a superb defensive header from Tom Clarke off the cross from Valencia. Pathetic volley by Roon, who should have tied it up.

4:02 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Or maybe DiMaria has to come off - he hasn't been great.

4:02 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Falcao doesn't seem to want to come off. Not a happy chappy.

4:02 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Falcao has dillusions of grandeur as he seems perplexed at being replaced by Yashley. He needs to sit in an LOB chair and get a reality check

4:03 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I agree with you about Mata for Herrera . It would be an more attacking switch and he has the craft and guile to break down this PNE defense.

4:04 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Garner ghosted by Smalling but his header was easily saved by Twilight.

4:04 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Joe Garner had a free header, but thankfully it was tame and easily saved by De Gea.

4:04 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Hair Bear has another chance but it's blocked by defender and keeper alike.

4:05 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Great last ditch tackle by Huntington on Hair Bear.

4:05 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Herrera squeezes one by Roon and in off the post. PNE are appealing for offside on Roon but he wasn't interfering.

1-1!

4:08 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! 1-1 ANDER HERRERA TIES IT UP AS HE LOOKED AS HE MAY HAVE BEEN OFFSIDE. GREAT FOOT WORK AND PASS FROM YASHLEY .

4:08 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

PNE don't have a case . Roon made it a point to not interfere. An intelligent move by Roon.

4:09 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Kilkenny picks up a yellow now for upending Yashley and United can swing a free kick in.

4:09 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A cynical thuggish foul by Kilkenny on Yashley. He may have saved a goal as he was deservedly booked.

4:10 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

The free kick swung in by Roon is headed away.

4:10 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Rubbish free kick by Roon.

4:10 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Now it's yellow for Rojo.

4:11 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Rojo booked for a foul on Joe Garner.

4:11 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

PHEW!!! Nice free kick by Joe Garner that was inches over. United off the hook.

4:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Gallagher goes for goal but it's comfortably over the bar.

4:12 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Davies lunges in again and gets a final warning from Phil Dowd.

4:13 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bob and Yours Truly were both in the wrong. Bob wanted Herrera subbed and I said as if Yashley will help us get a goal. One assisted and on scored. I guess we're not perfect.

4:14 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
THE HAIR BEAR GIVES UNITED THE LEAD.

4:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

GOAL! Hair Bear at the second bite at it!

1-2 United!

4:15 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Valencia did the damage there on the right, getting to the bye line and floated over a brilliant cross for Hear Bair.

4:16 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - DiMaria nearly in there from Roon's ball. Stuckmann did well to sweep.

4:17 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I think the possession leading to the goal started with that foul by KD. Luke Shaw , who passed to Herrera . His diagonal pass found Valencia, who turned LAird inside out as his cross was headed by Hair Bear and saved b Struttmann . Hair put away the rebound

4:17 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Simon Grayson plays his final jokers.

4:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Correct. But for that timely clearance by Stuttman,it would have been a two goal lead for United.

4:18 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A definite joker by Grayson as Scott Wiseman, the Gibraltar international is on for Bailey Wright ,the Aussie international.

4:19 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Oh - Hair Bear was in again and United seem to be overwhelming PNE finally.

4:21 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

People may forget that Sir Bobby will be satisfied as he left as manager of PNE under bitter circumstances in the mid 70s.

4:21 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I hope they wallop PNE as I hope you and Sir Bobby do.

4:21 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Did Grayson make a triple substitution. I only saw the one. Smart to remove KD, who was in danger of getting an early bath. A vile one he is.

4:22 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Just wide by Kyle Reid as the United defending was shambolic and diabolical.

4:23 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I'm sure the Gooner was hoping for another giant killing this evening.

4:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Yeah - three off - Davies, Kilkenny and Wiseman.

4:23 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

I don't know - United are a known quantity, even at OT. PNE at Deepdale on a cold evening is not Arsene's cup of tea at all.

4:24 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Atrocious cross by Di Maria. Her got past Laird as did Valencia for that goal.

4:25 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Robinson tried a pop from distance but it was straight down Twilight's throat.

4:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Robinson straight at De Gea off a horrible back pass from Valencia..

4:26 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Inside the last ten minutes then.

4:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Would it be that cold in March? I do see your point.

4:26 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

KD and Kilkenny off makes it a less evil PONE side. Those two were in danger of getting an early bath

4:27 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Blind looked just that as he passed to the wrong team

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

United should be able to see this one out - PNE don't have much threat left.

4:28 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That'll about do it. Penalty to United and Roon as he went streaking through.

4:29 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A definite penalty by Stuttman as he tripped Roon after getting behind the PNE defense.

4:29 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Not a lot of contact there - Roon dragged his feet back. A bit embarrassing.

4:30 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

Roon steps up and hammers home.

1-3!

4:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

GOAL !!! ROON PUTS UNITED 1-3 UP FROM THE SPOT AND IN THE QUARTERS AGAINST THE GOONERS.

4:30 PM  
Blogger The Blue Devil said...

That's it for me, mate. I'm off home now that United are home and hosed.

Cheerio!

4:30 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

I thought it was a definite trip and a stupid challenge by Stuttman as Roon was heading nowhere. A lack of common sense by Stuttman, IMHO.

4:31 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Cheers mate. It was great chatting with you. Have a safe trip home and stay warm

4:32 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Four minutes of stoppage time.

4:33 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Bob was right. The ref was conned. Definite dive by Roon as shown on the replay. United should still only be a goal up.Still, what was Stuttman thinking. If you stick out the leg like that you're asking for trouble, dive or not.

4:35 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Valencia heads out for a late PNE corner.

4:35 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A header by Laird from the corner by Kyle Reid is superbly saved by De Gea then cleared off the line by Yashley. That could have been Desmond under different circumstances.

4:37 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

A super late PNE corner.

4:37 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

Joe Garner heads well wide from a really deep corner as Phil Dowd blows the final whistle . United run out comfortable 1-3 winners , but were less than convincing as PNE gave them a real scare.

4:38 PM  
Blogger manunitedrules said...

That's it for me. It was great chatting with everyone.
CHEERS!

4:39 PM  

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