Lakenheath Old Boys

We are all former students at Lakenheath High School and other public schools in East Anglia. We were in school in the 70s and 80s and drank deeply from the well of British culture of those decades - the pints, the telly, and of course the footie!

Friday, December 31, 2021

Movies of 2021

 

Wrapping up my year-end lists, it’s time to consider the movies that have enriched my life in the last twelve months. I haven’t been to a theater since March 2020, for obvious reasons, so all of the films that I’ve enjoyed have been at home on DVD or on Netflix. So, I’ve undoubtedly missed out on some independents and foreign films that I might have seen if I still lived in a city with a thriving cinema scene. Regardless, these are my favorites for 2021:

1. The Mauritanian - Political thrillers are few and far between these days, so it was a pleasure to watch this Jodie Foster vehicle about the struggle of a Guantanamo Bay inmate to exonerate himself of charges of terrorism. The real surprise for me here was Benedict Cumberbatch as the military prosecutor tasked with the job of bringing the central character to trial. His quiet, nuanced performance grounds the morality of the piece.

2. Summer of Soul - Questlove has quietly become one of the most important chroniclers of black music, from his exhaustive study of Soul Train to his leadership role in The Roots on The Tonight Show. In his latest project, he combed through 60 hours of footage from a 1969 concert series in Harlem. It represents the cream of soul music of that era, including electric performances by the likes of Stevie Wonder, Nina Simone, Sly and the Family Stone, B.B. King and Gladys Knight and the Pips.

3. Licorice Pizza - Paul Thomas Anderson’s movies are always events for me, as they bring back the heyday of mid-70s film auteurship. Like Robert Altman or John Cassavetes, Anderson weaves a loose narrative structure around a group of compelling characters. “Licorice Pizza,” which is set in 70s San Fernando Valley, features stand-out performances from Sean Penn and Bradley Cooper, as well as an interesting debut by Alana Haim and a stellar cast of supporting actors including Tom Waits, Maya Rudolph and John C. Reilly.

4. The Power of the Dog - I’ve never been fond of the Western as a film genre - too much romanticism of America’s past for my taste - so it takes a director of the stature of Jane Campion to attracted me to one. Beautifully filmed in Montana, it centers on a titanic struggle between two rancher brothers played brilliantly by Benedict Cumberbatch and Jesse Plemons.

5. Bo Burnham: Inside - Alternative stand-up comedian Bo Burnham spent the pandemic retreating into his apartment, far from hubbub of New York comedy clubs, and filmed himself in a claustrophobic environment, on the state of the culture. The result is “Inside,” one of the sharpest and funniest commentaries on the state of culture. His songs, particularly “White Girls Instagram” are the highlight.

6. Stillwater - This thriller starring Matt Damon as a Midwestern dad investigating his daughter’s legal has obvious parallels with the Amanda Knox murder trial (Knox even attacked the film for being exploitative). However, it reminded me most of “Missing,” the 1983 Jack Lemmon drama based on the Pinochet coup. Damon excels in a slow burn role.

7. The Sparks Brothers - Sparks was never my favorite band in the 70s, but Edgar Wright’s documentary treatment of the Mael Brothers’ history, was great enough to encourage me to go down a rabbit hole of Sparks music.

8. I Care A Lot - J. Blakeson’s clever thriller involving a con artist played sharply by Rosamund Pike swindling elderly wards out of their life savings could have been a paint by numbers melodrama. However, a major twist about thirty minutes in elevates it and when Peter Dinklage shows up, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

9. The French Dispatch - Wes Anderson can be an acquired taste for many but I nearly always enjoy his quirky pieces, crammed with his loyal band of actors, this time including Bill Murray, Owen Wilson, and Adrien Brody alongside Anderson newcomers Timothee Chalomet and Tilda Swinton. The plot line, as usual, is beyond the point - this is all about the cinematic ambiance that Anderson creates with his cast.

10. Passing - Rebecca Hall channeled her own complicated family history in this Netflix drama featuring two women played by Tessa Thompson and Ruth Negga as two light-skinned African American school friends who employ very different strategies to navigate the treacherous waters of race and class in 1920s Harlem.

Notable Others:
The Last Night in Soho
This Changes Everything
Tick, Tick…Boom!
The Woman in the Window

Disappointment:
There wasn’t a particular film that disappointed me this year. Rather, it’s the profusion of corporate-generated, paint-by-number superhero and science fiction films cluttering up theaters that continues to distress me. Of course, there are others more notable than I am - Martin Scorcese, for example - who have made this complaint. However, I’ll say this from a personal perspective. When I do finally feel safe enough to return to the multiplex, I hope that there will be some interesting movies made for adults to watch.

Thursday, December 30, 2021

More Festive Prem Action!

 

Afternoon, chaps! Another day, another slate of festive Prem action. Today, it's Everton v. Newcastle and United v. Burnley. I'm hoping that the two relegation threatened sides will get beaten up today. 

I'll be in and out - join me? 

Tuesday, December 28, 2021

The Post-Christmas Rush

Morning, boys - another day, another slate of matches. Two of them - Arsenal's match with Wolves and Leeds' appointment with Villa - have been postponed, but there are still several matches on, including Palace v. Norwich, Southampton v. Spurs and Watford v. WH at 10am and then Leicester v. Liverpool at 3pm. 

Join me for a cuppa and some good stuff this morning. 

Monday, December 27, 2021

Newcastle v. Man Utd Live!

We're settling in at Gooner HQ to enjoy this afternoon's holiday Premier League fare. I'll be hoping for Leeds United's sake that United can do us a favor on their trip up north to visit Newcastle. I'm looking for a win and plenty of goals for the men in red (or whatever kit they're wearing). Come on, you Red Devils! 

Sunday, December 26, 2021

Boxing Day in the Omicron Era


Jingle bells, ManYoo smells, Tottenham ran away, oh what fun it is to see Leeds win on Boxing Day - ay! But sadly not today, as three matches, including Leeds' visit to Anfield, has been postponed due to Covid. That's given us a chance for a Boxing Day lie in Alexandria and Steve and I are up and ready for the Arsenal match at Carrow Road. 

Happy Boxing Day, boys - join me for the festive footie! 

Sunday, December 19, 2021

'Tis the Season for...Footie!

Morning, chaps - I'm getting to the footer a bit late after a bit of a holiday lie-in. Believe it or not, we do have some fixtures on offer today, starting with Man City's trip to St. James' Park. Of course, I'm hopingthat the Citizens rack up a cricket score against the Magpies. At the same time, Wolves are hosting Chelsea.  That's followed by Spurs v. Liverpool at 11:30am. 

I'll be in and out a bit today doing some packing for the trip to Virginia. Join me if you're about. 

Saturday, December 18, 2021

The Dahlgren Derby!

 

The rest of the Premier League may have caught a case of the Omicron, but the Dahlgren boys are made of stronger stuff. So, it's Leeds v. Arsenal at Elland Road this afternoon live on the NBC network. My beloved Whites are coming off a 7-0 spanking at the hands of Man City and have eight starters out. Arsenal, on the other hand, are on a great run of form that has landed them in a Champions League spot. Fortunately, my patented mid-table obscurity rubric indicates that we don't need anything today, so I'm just hoping for a fun and open game with some goals - and no more injuries! 

Join me from 12:30pm onward.

Friday, December 17, 2021

Premiership Plus Predictions Game - Week 17 Update

TGIF, everyone! I'm checking in with a quick update before we jump into the hurly burly of the weekend's footie action. We've had two fixtures for most sides since the last update. The main change in the table comes from Arsenal's return to the top four and Spurs' fall from grace due to two Covid-related postponed matches. Elsewhere, we're largely the same, with the bottom three all losing and Fulham and Bournemouth still ruling the Championship root. Mo Salah continues to rattle in the goals and is now on 15 from 17 matches - cor! In Europe, several players have picked up two points with Inter Milan returning to the top of Serie A. 

All this means that we have a new league leader - our old friend Man United Rules, who is a point ahead of Swansong. Here are the current standings: 

1. Man Utd Rules - 44 points

2. Swansong - 43 pts

-  Teddy Goalesevelt - 43 pts

4. MOT the Hoople - 39 pts

-  What's Up Wheaton Simon - 39 pts

6. Gooner71 - 38 pts

-  The Bee's Knees - 38 pts

8. Yellows - 32 pts

9. Pink Kits - 31 pts

-  Someone Said - 31 pts

11. The Saint - 27 pts

12. Red Devil 1FCK - 26 pts

13. United We Stand - 25 pts

14. Red Dragon - 20 pts

-  West Ham Rising - 20 pts

16. Blue Devil - 19 pts 

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Books of 2021

 

It’s that time again, LOBers. In early December, I always take a moment to take stock of the cultural artifacts that meant most to me, starting with book. Books have continued to be a particular salve for me this year, as the pandemic has ground on. Along with more recently published books, Kate and I have continued our project of reading some of the classics that we'd neglected to read. This year, these included Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales, George Eliot’s Middlemarch and an anthology of Romantic poetry. Here are the some of the books that meant most to me this year:

1. M.L. Stedman - The Light Between Oceans: My favorite novel this year was M.L. Stedman’s quietly charged look at a couple in charge of a lighthouse in a remote corner of Australia whose relationship implodes after they rescue a baby after a storm. It’s a devastating story of loss on a variety of levels.

2. Rickie Lee Jones - Last Chance Texaco: I chose the audiobook version so that I could immerse myself in Rickie Lee’s unique voice, which always sounds like she’s laughing, and a bonus I found with the format is that Rickie Lee often breaks into song, providing uniques takes on her most loved songs and many other standards and pop songs.

3. Rumaan Alam - Leave the World Behind: Alam’s thriller about a family on vacation on Long Island during a cryptic, apocalyptic event was one of the buzziest novels of the year. The novel is a slow burn as it wends it’s way toward a cataclysmic climax, and that’s as it should be.

4. Andy Greene - The Office: When The Office started in 2004, I hadn’t enjoyed a sitcom since maybe Taxi or Cheers. Maybe even Fawlty Towers. Rolling Stone writer Andy Greene documents all of this in the form of an oral history based on exhaustive interviews with all of the principal figures in the production. I hadn’t realized how much I had missed the show until I read this book.

5. Bob Gruen - Right Place, Right Time: Legendary Rolling Stone photographer Bob Gruen has lived some life. He is someone who has been a sort of rock and roll Zelig for the past fifty years, starting with the 1965 Newport Folk Festival. This book is peppered with his best images, my favorite of which is of Sid Vicious with a messy hot dog all over his face.

6. Nick Hornby - Just Like You: I’m always interested to know what’s going on in Nick Hornby’s head. In his latest novel, Nick returns to the romantic comedy genre with which he made his name back in the 90s. Hornby investigates the irony, no doubt learned from first experience, that partners of the same class and cultural background don’t always make for the best relationships.

7. Andrew Grunzke - Education and the Female Superhero: I had the great pleasure of participating in a panel discussion on Andrew Grunzke’s book on female superheroes at the History of Education Conference in November. As Andrew knows well my views on superhero narratives, I was very flattered by the offer.

8. David Mitchell - Utopia Avenue: The latest novel by David Mitchell, best known for Cloud Atlas, traces the history of a British psychedelic rock band. It’s the best work of fiction about music I read all year.

9. Ronald Brownstein - Never a Dull Moment: I’ve long felt that the early 70s represented a high water mark of American culture. Ron Brownstein’s exhaustive study of the music, movies, television and politics of the year 1974 only reinforced that view.
10. Richard Powers - The Overstory: Powers’ momental novel traces the family histories of a number of individuals from across the country whose lives collide during a protest against logging practices in the Pacific Northwest. It raises profound questions about the efficacy of activism.

Notable Others:
* Ragan Fox - Inside Reality TV
* Ezra Klein - Why We’re Polarized
* Alfred Lansing - Endurance
* Andrew McCarthy - Brat:
* Jonathan Rauch - The Constitution of Knowledge

Disappointment:

* Matt Taibbi - Hate, Inc.: I was an ardent reader of Matt Taibbi’s reporting in Rolling Stone for many years, so I was saddened when he left the magazine last year and imagined that he was treated badly by the magazine’s editors. Instead, it seems that Matt has lost his way and is plodding the same maddening path as Glenn Greenwood, replete with false equivalency and a baffling admiration for Trump.

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

If It's Tuesday, It Must be Footie Time!

 

A very good Tuesday afternoon to all of you. I'm taking advantage of a free afternoon to set aside my final exam grading and watch some footer. My beloved Leeds are in the midst of our horrible holiday fixture schedule as we visit the Etihad to take on Man City. Now, last season we took four points from City, including a thrilling 1-2 win at the Etihad thanks to a last gasp Stu Dallas breakaway goal. I don't expect those kind of heroics again today. City have been in blinding form and we're missing several of our key players. We could really get turned over today; yet, according to my patented rubric for mid-table obscurity, we don't need anything. So, I hope that we'll play the Bielsa way and try to go toe-to-toe with them. Come on, you Leeds! #MOT!

Sunday, December 12, 2021

The Calm After the Storm

 

The big spruce tree fell in last night's storm, so I've been up surveying the damage and talking to neighbors this morning. I'm just settling in then to enjoy the morning's footer action. I've got Burnley v. West Ham on the box and Leicester v. Newcastle on the phone. 

Join me if you're up and around.

Saturday, December 11, 2021

Saturday's Alright for Football

 

Morning, boys - I'm up early to catch the first match between Citeh and Wolves. I'm hoping that the table toppers will be able to put Wolves, who are currently 8th, to the sword. That's followed by the usual 10am EST kickoffs, including Arsenal v. Soton on NBC Sports (Arsenal win there, please), Liverpool v. Villa on USA (and a Liverpool win there, please) and of course my beloved Leeds boys away to Chelsea on The Cock. 

The late one is your United boys at our old stomping grounds at Carrow Road against the Canaries. Of course, I'm hoping that United will put another nail in Norwich's coffin. And I'm hoping you'll join me for a full day of the good stuff. 

Friday, December 10, 2021

Quiz Time

I thought this quiz from the Guardian was pretty fun. Have a go!
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/dec/09/football-quiz-premier-league-nugget

Wednesday, December 08, 2021

Premiership Plus Predictions Game - Week 15 Update

Happy Hump Day, everyone - I'm here as usual to update us all on the standings in our little game. It's all change this week, as Chelsea dropped at clanger against West Ham at the weekend, allowing both Man City and Liverpool to leapfrog them in the table. That means that all of those who had chosen City to win the league have an added 10 points this week, and the Chelsea backers have lost their ten points. At the bottom of the table, all three sides in the relegation zone are level on 10 points with Norwich at the bottom with the worst goal difference. 

The Championship is largely the same, with Fulham and Bournemouth in the automatic promotion slots and Stoke and QPR jumping back into the playoff spots. AC Milan, Real Madrid and Bayern continue on top of their respective leagues. Liverpool dominate the superlative categories, with Mo Salah top scorer (13) and top assister (8) and his mate Alisson the top goalkeeper (8 clean sheets). 

All that means that our current champion Swansong is back on top of the standings - here they are: 

1. Swansong - 43 points

2. Man Utd Rules - 40 pts

3. Gooner71 - 38 pts

4. MOT the Hoople - 35 pts

-  Teddy Goalesevelt - 35 pts

-  What's Up Wheaton Simon - 35 pts

7. The Bee's Knees - 33 pts

8. Pink Kits - 31 pts

-  Someone Said - 31 pts

10. The Saint - 27 pts

11. West Ham Rising - 24 pts

-  Yellows - 24 pts

13. Red Devil 1FCK - 24 pts

-  United We Stand - 23 pts

15. Red Dragon - 16 pts

16. Blue Devil - 15 pts

Monday, December 06, 2021

FA Cup Third Round Draw




Here is the draw for the Third Round 


Boreham Wood or St Albans City vs AFC Wimbledon 

Yeovil Town vs Bournemouth

Stoke City vs Leyton Orient

Swansea City vs Southampton

Chelsea vs Chesterfield

Liverpool vs Shrewbury Town

Cardiff City vs Preston North End

Coventry City vs Derby County

Burnley vs Huddersfield Town

West Brom vs Brighton

Kidderminster Harriers vs Reading

Leicester City vs Watford

Mansfield Town vs Middlesbrough

Hartlepool United vs Blackpool

Hull City vs Everton

Bristol City vs Fulham

Tottenham Hotspur vs Morecambe

Millwall vs Crystal Palace

Port Vale vs Brentford

Swindon Town vs Manchester City

Wigan Athletic vs Blackburn Rovers

Luton vs Harrogate Town

Birmingham City vs Plymouth Argyle

Manchester United vs Aston Villa

Wolves vs Sheffield United

Newcastle vs Cambridge United

Barnsley vs Ipswich Town or Barrow

Peterborough United vs Bristol Rovers

West Ham vs Leeds United

QPR vs Rotherham United

Chartlon Athletic vs Norwich

Nottingham Forest vs Arsenal

Michael Jones6 December 2021 19:21

Sunday, December 05, 2021

Come on, the Two Uniteds!




Morning, boys - it's a big morning for us, with both of our Uniteds involved in 9am matches. My beloved Leeds face Brentford at Elland Road, while Man Utd face Crystal Palace at Old Trafford. Both matches are winnable, so we'll be expecting three points from both matches. Come on, the two Uniteds!

Saturday, December 04, 2021

An Early London Derby

 

Morning, chaps! I'm up at the crack as usual to watch a top of the table London Derby between table-topping Chelsea and fourth placed West Ham. I'm going to guess that, under the circumstances, that you lot will want a Chelsea win. After all, the top three seem to have cut themselves off from the pack of sides battling for that last Champions League spot. 

After that one, we have the 10am kickoffs including the relegation dogfight between Newcastle and Burnley on NBC Sports.  I'll take a draw in that one. And finally, the late one on NBC is Watford v. Citeh. I'm hoping that Citeh score hatfuls against the Hornets at Vicarage Road. 

Wake up and join me, eh lads!

Thursday, December 02, 2021

A Thursday Night Doubleheader of Peacock Premier League Footie

 



It's a doubleheader of Premier League Football matches on a Thursday evening, which can be seen only on the Cock. The Spuds vs the Bees kicked off a few minutes ago, but the headliner is United vs the Gunners, kicking off from OIT at 3:15 PM. Join me for the all action if you can ahead of a busy holiday fixture list

Wednesday, December 01, 2021

Midweek Footie Madness!

Happy Hump Day, everyone! I'm still buzzing from that last gasp penalty win for my Leeds boys, so I'm back during my Office Hours today to follow the busy Wednesday schedule in the Prem. It all starts in a few minutes with a number of 2:30pm kickoffs. Of course the marquee match is the Merseyside Derby at 3:15pm with white hot Liverpool traveling across Stanley Park to meet their city cousins Everton, who are in terrible form of late. 

Should be fun - join me if you're watching.