In order to stifle the mid-summer doldrums, I thought I'd start a new Python quiz thread. Here are the directions:
"For each of the following Python classics, complete the quote. For full points, name the Python sketch in which the line pops up."
1. "And I've just heard from Luton that..."
2. "Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it."
3. "You were lucky to have a lake!"
4. "I took the liberty of examining that parrot, and I discovered that...."
5. "Can you imagine what it's like cutting the same head for five years? I didn't want to be a barber anyway."
6. "Telephone, Mr Hilter. It's Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says...."
7. "Good morning. I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so...."
8. "Dinsdale says 'I hear you've been a naughty boy Clement' and...."
9. "Uhh, the tenants arrive in the entrance hall here, are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort and past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes...."
10. "'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not...."
11. "There's nothing so odd about that. Kemel Attaturk had...."
12. "Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your Spam."
13. "Well, it's funny you should ask that, because I've just been reading a great big book about how to put your budgie down, and apparently...."
14. "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you..."
15. "Well ladies and gentlemen, I don't think any of our contestants this evening have succeeded in encapsulating the intricacies of Proust's masterwork, so...."
16. "Kolour. Oh that's very good...."
17. "All brontosauruses are thin at one end...."
18. "Your Majesty is like a dose of clap - before you arrive is pleasure, and after is...."
19. "One old flay-rod has apparently...."
20. And I thought to myself, 'a little fermented curd will do the trick', so...."
Good luck!
